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51. tobey ft. babytron, wheezy, big sean, & eminem 4:44

[intro: babytron & big sean]
sh*t (sh*t)
f*ck (f*ck)
sh*t (sh*t)
boy (boy, huh)
tobey ma—

[chorus 1: babytron]
‘guire got bit by a spider, but, see, me? (me?)
it was a goat
if you want sp*ce, i hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to venus and choke
even while sleeping, be thinking so woke
white cartiers, all i’m seeing is dope
my city leia and i’m obi*wan, got a mission a pass, i just might be the hope
tobey maguire got bit by a spider, but, see, me? (me?)
it was a goat
if you want sp*ce, i hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to venus and choke
even while sleeping, bе thinking so woke
white cartiers, all i’m seeing is dopе
my city leia and i’m obi*wan, got a mission a pass, i just might be the hope
no espa—

[verse 1: babytron]
‘ñol, i’m allergic da rojo and legally blind, all i’m seeing is “go”
d to the a, there and back, if we ride with the drac’, can’t smoke from the t to the o
upped than a b*tch, you can keep what chu owe
granny told me, “boy, you reap what chu sow”
do the most, we over*even the sco’
said he on the run, glued his feet to the flo’
up in my tesla, i’m rolling up ‘ishers, i stopped at valero, think i should quit smoking
life is a gamble and i’m playing slots, pull it down, close my eyes and i pray i win tokens
all wock’, no pop, how we drop, you can come and take a baby sip, still taste that it’s potent
one of one, sitting ’round the stars, double*r, finna race, yeah, the wraith like a sp*ceship, it’s floating
all this drip, think i am below sea level
cut cha own wrist off with that weak bezel
ride around with the iron giant, make ’em eat metal
watch unc’ break a rock down a three pebbles
bam*bam, down three, hit the grand slam
four pockets full, fully switched, go wham*wham
pants cramp, pull it down, i’m counting ’til my hands cramp
wrote “dsm” on the beach, now the sand stamped (sand stamped)
[interlude: big sean]
boy
ayy (ayy)
they wanna

[verse 2: big sean, wheezy, & babytron]
bleed (hey) me and lead me da act like they need me, but, f*ck it, i do it alone (woah)
she wanna touch me and rub me and go back da hubby, he prolly could smell my cologne (d*mn)
i was immersed in the murcié, i show ’em no mercy, i really was watching the throne (for*n*ggas*real)
ain’t turning me down, when my baby asleep only time that i’m watching my tone (look, shh)
we don’t want chips with a chip on our shoulder
if he obi*wan, then i gotta be yoda
don’t need no promoter, we pull up, they know us
i’m the ayatollah sn*tching your controller
i don’t give a f*ck about chu when i’m focused
f*ck all the drugs you take, i’m taking over (dang)
i paid attention, don’t need no payola
can’t take ‘way from me, you just need a take cover (frr)
i can paint a picture like i made the stencil
f*ck your whole image, i’m with cole bennett
i don’t know what the f*ck they done told n*ggas
i put all of my heart and my soul in it
i met chu in person, you so different
i can’t listen a you for a whole minute
took a blood test, ain’t no hoe in it
watch yo’ muh’f*cking mouth ‘fore i go in it
they like, “no (hey), he didn’t”, got ’em more invested
if it’s one thing i make, i make no exceptions
i got new addresses, i got no reception
i got love and hate coming from both directions
b*tch, i come from the d where they bmfing
where they moving them keys like a chord progression
b*tch, i’m omnipresent, i got no reflection
made a living off bars, i need no correction (no)
grinding (hey) sh*t out, gotta stay patient
while you outside, we on staycation
locked the f*ck in, ain’t no playing, for real, ‘less you playmaking
i take the chances you hate taking
f*ck it, dawg, i’ma go wes craven
i’m at the safe, f*ck a safe haven
they play wit’ my name and i can’t take it
lil’ (tobey) b*tch (ma—)
[chorus 2: babytron & eminem]
‘guire got bit by a spider, but, see, me?
it was a goat
if you want sp*ce, i hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to venus and choke
even while sleeping, be thinking so woke
white cartiers, all i’m seeing is dope (yeah)
my city leia and i’m obi*wan, got a mission a pass, i just might be the hope
tobey ma—

[verse 3: eminem, wheezy, & babytron]
‘guire got bit by a spider
me?
must’ve got bit by a goat (yeah)
i used to dream as a kid (baa) i would grow da be one, i hope that i inspire hope (for what?)
for you da go get what chu desire most (yeah)
spit fire, b*tch, i was just flying coach (yeah)
y’all thought chu were sick, you were misdiagnosed (nope)
i’m dope and you’ll never have this high a dose (nope, yeah)
now my state’s (hey) in the building and, b*tch, i done slept on more floors than the empire state (‘pire state)
building
i got so many stories, but i hate ceilings (haha)
ain’t feeling your top*five favorite rappers (whoo)
so i know they ’bout to be p*ssed at me (why?)
but this, to me, is a mystery
how rappers i’ve already ripped could be (what?)
higher up on a list than me (hah)
yet, here i sit on your list though at five (hmm)
which though is fine
but just know inside, to me, this sh*t’s hilarious, so when i (haha)
get dissed though and by a pioneer
who was one of the reasons why i am here
they tell me i should just let that sh*t go and slide (why?)
“melle mel shouldn’t get no reply” (what?)
“that man is a legend”
b*tch, so am i (haha, yeah, hey)
and anyone else who thinks it’d be wise and easy as pie
to beat me and tries can treat me just like poison (what?)
they can eat me and die (hehe)
middle finger stuck up, but i never conceded
when have i ever retreated? (never)
you never seen it
every dream that i ever dreamt, i exceeded
cement my legacy, i definitely did controversy (whoo)
i always fed on, i need it
treat it like a truck, hit it head*on, i meet it (krrk)
i get on a beat and it’s like that “eye of the tiger” song is playing on my head on repeat
i’ve been knocked down so many times, can’t count (ugh)
sometimes, sh*t does not pan out
that’s just the way that the card hand’s dealt
john manziel
odd man out (what?)
heavyweight (hey), word a scott van pelt
i can’t help but feel like a victim of child abuse
’cause i am ’bout to get that godd*mn belt (that strap, man)
way beyond crazy, shady gone, but, hey, maybe i’m the g.o.a.t
that bit sean and babytron, and that’s why they be on the sh*t they be on ’cause tobey ma—
[chorus 3: babytron]
‘guire got bit by a spider, but, see, me?
it was a goat
if you want sp*ce, i hope you take your helmet off soon as you get up to venus and choke
even while sleeping, be thinking so woke
white cartiers, all i’m seeing is dope
my city leia and i’m obi*wan, got a mission a pass, i just might be the hope

52. ass like that ft. eminem & dr. dre 4:26

[intro: eminem]
ow (ow)
baby (baby)

[chorus 1: eminem]
the way you shake it
i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
i don’t believe it
it’s almost too good to be true
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing (the way she)

[verse 1: eminem]
moves, she’s like a belly dancer
she’s shaking that ass to the new nelly jams, i
think someone’s at the door, but i don’t think i’ma answer
police saying, “freeze” (oh)
d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze?
please, i’m a human being, i have needs, i’m not done
not ’til i’m finished peeing, i am not resisting arrest
i am agreeing, mr. officer
i’m already on my knees
i can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murderer
i just like to pee, pee, pee (yes)
i make r&b
i sing song, it go ring*a*chong, a*ching*chong*chong*chong*ching
psych, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
if i offend, i’m sorry
please, please, forgive
for i am triumph the puppet dog
i am a mere puppet
i can get away with anything i say and you will love it (and you will love it)

[chorus 2: eminem & eminem]
the way you shake it
i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
jessica simpson
looks, oh, so tempting
nick, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
every time i see the show on mtv, my pee*pee goes
d*doing, doing, doing (mary kate and)

[verse 2: eminem]
ashley
used to be so wholesome
now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum*bums
i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
police saying, “freeze” (oh)
d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze?
geez, i just got my seat
i have ticket, look, i put it away, my zipper’s zipped
please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
i did not even get to see mary*kate shower scene
i didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene
and don’t treat me like i’m pee*wee herman, this movie’s pg, mr. officer
i demand a see my attorney
i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free, free (yes, free)
right back on the streets
what do you mean my lawyer’s with michael? he’s too busy
i am triumph, britney spears has shoulders like a man
and i can say that, and you’ll laugh ’cause there’s a puppet on my hand (hahaha)

[chorus 3: eminem]
the way you shake it
i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
hilary duff is
not quite old enough, so
i ain’t never seen a b*tt like that
maybe next year, i’ll say “ass” and she’ll make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing (the way she)

[verse 3: eminem]
moves, she dances like a go*go
in that video, she sings, “get out, chu bozo”
i need a new boyfriend
hi, my name is jojo
police saying, “freeze” (oh)
d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze?
my computers will be seized
and my keys to my ranch
i just bake cookies, mr. officer
lookie, take a whiff of this
here, i make jesus juice
take a sip of this
n0body is safe from me, no, not even me
i don’t even know if i can say the word “pee*pee”
pee, on the radio
but i think i did
janet, is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit
psych, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
i don’t think my joke is working
i must flee quick
get to the chopper, everybody, get out
i am not triumph, i am arnold, get down

[chorus 4: eminem]
the way you shake it
i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
so, gwen stefani
will you pee*pee on me, please?
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
’cause the way you move it
you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing

[outro: eminem & dr. dre]
whoo (whoo)
f*ck is wrong with you?
hah (hah)

53. 8 mile ft. eminem 6:00

[intro: eminem]
it’s alright
it’s okay
i’m gonna make it anyway
gonna make it
can’t give up now
i’ma make it somehow

[verse 1: eminem]
sometimes, i just feel like quitting, i still might
why do i put up this fight? why do i still write?
sometimes, it’s hard enough just dealing with real life
sometimes, i wanna jump on stage and k!ll mics
and show these people what my level of sk!ll’s like
but i’m still white, sometimes, i just hate life
something ain’t right
hit the brake lights
case of the stage fright
drawing a blank, like:
“da*duh*duh*da*da”, it ain’t my fault
great big eyeb*lls, my insides crawl
and i clam up
i just slam shut
i just can’t do it
my whole manhood’s
just been stripped
i have just been ripped
so i must then dip
hope the bu didn’t split
man, f*ck this sh*t, yo, i’m going the f*ck home
world on my shoulders as i run back to the 8 mile road

[chorus: eminem]
i’m a man (it’s alright)
i’ma make a new plan (it’s okay)
time for me da just stand up and travel new land (i’m gonna make it anyway)
time for me da just take matters into my own hands (gonna make it, can’t give up now)
once i’m over these tracks, man, i’ma never look back (i’ma make it somehow, 8 mile road)
and i’m gone (it’s alright)
i know right where i’m going (it’s okay)
sorry, mama, i’m grown (i’m gonna make it anyway)
i must travel alone
ain’t gon’ follow no footsteps (gonna make it)
i’m making my own (can’t give up now)
only way that i know how da escape from this 8 mile road (i’ma make it somehow, i’m)

[verse 2: eminem]
walking these train tracks
tryna regain back
the spirit i had ‘fore i go back to the same cr*p
to the same plant
in the same pants
tryna chase rap
gotta move asap
and get a new plan
mama’s got a new man
poor little baby sister
she don’t understand
sits in front of the tv, buries her nose in the pad
and just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand
while she colors her big brother and mother and dad
ain’t no telling what really goes on in her little head
wish i could be the daddy that neither one of us had
but i keep running from something i never wanted so bad
sometimes, i get upset
’cause i ain’t blew up yet
it’s like i grew up, but i ain’t grow me two nuts yet
don’t gotta rep my step
don’t got enough pep
the pressure’s too much, man, i’m just tryna do what’s best
and i try
sit alone and i cry
yo, i won’t tell no lie
not a moment goes by
that i don’t pray to the sky
please, i’m begging you, god
please don’t let me be pigeonholed no regular job
yo, i hope you can hear me, homie, wherever you are
yo, i’m telling you, dawg, i’m nailing this trailer tomorrow
tell my mother i love her, kiss baby sister goodbye
say whenever you need me, baby, i’m never too far
but, yo, i gotta get out there, the only way i know
and i’ma be back for you the second that i blow
on everything i own, i’ll make it on my own
off to work i go
back to this 8 mile road

[verse 3: eminem]
live it to feel it, you didn’t, you wouldn’t get it
or see what the big deal is
why it wasn’t, and it still is
to be walking this borderline of detroit city limits
it’s different, it’s a certain significance, a certificate
of authenticity, you’d never even see
but it’s my everything to me, it’s my credibility
you never seen, heard, smelled or met a real mc
who’s incredible or on the same pedestal as me
but check i’m still unsigned
having a rough time
sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes
go da work and serve mcs in the lunchline
but when it comes crunch time
where do my punchlines go?
who must i show da bust my flow?
where must i go? who must i know?
or am i just another crab in the bucket?
‘cause i ain’t having no luck with this little rabbit’s foot, f*ck it
maybe i need a new outlet
i’m starting to doubt sh*t
i’m feeling a little skeptical who i hang out with
i look like a bum, yo, my clothes ain’t about sh*t
at the salvation army, tryna salvage an outfit
and it’s cold
tryna travel this road
plus, i feel like i’m always stuck in this battling mode
my defenses are so up, but one thing i don’t want
is pity from no one
this city is no fun
there is no sun
and it’s so dark
sometimes, i feel like i’m just being pulled apart
from each one of my limbs
by each one of my friends
it’s enough to just make me wanna jump out of my skin
sometimes, i feel like a robot, sometimes, i just know not
what i’m doing, i just blow, my head is a stove top
i just explode
the kettle gets so hot
sometimes, my mouth just overloads the gas that i don’t got
but i’ve learned
it’s time for me da u*turn
yo, it only takes one time for me da get burned
ain’t no falling, no, next time i meet a new girl
i can no longer play stupid or be immature
i got every ingredient, all i need is the courage
like i already got the beat, all i need is the words
got the urge
suddenly, it’s a surge
suddenly, a new burst of energy has occurred
time da show these free world leaders a three and a third
i am no longer scared now
i’m free as a bird
then i turn and cross over the median curb
hit the ‘burbs and all you see is a blur from 8 mile road

54. role model ft. eminem 3:26

[intro: eminem]
okay
i’m going to attempt to drown myself
you can try this at home
you can be just like me
mic check one, two
we recording?
i’m

[verse 1: eminem & eminem]
cancerous, so when i diss, you wouldn’t wanna answer this
if you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for canibus
i’ll strangle you da death, then i’ll choke you again
and break your f*cking legs ’til your bones poke through your skin
you beef with me, i’ma even the score equally
take you on jerry springer and beat chour ass legally
i get too blunted off of funny homegrown
’cause when i smoke out, i hit the trees harder than sonny bono (oh, no)
so if i said i never did drugs
that would mean i lie and get f*cked more than the president does
hillary clinton tried a slap me and call me a pervert
i ripped her f*cking tonsils out and fed her sherbet (b*tch)
my nerves hurt
and, lately, i’m on edge
grabbed vanilla ice and ripped out his blond dreads (come here, motherf*cker)
every girl i ever went out with has gone les’
follow me and do exactly what the song says
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, k!ll people
and drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
i’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
so i’m dumb enough to ask for a date with lauryn hill
some people only see that i’m white, ignoring sk!ll
’cause i stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
but i don’t get p*ssed
y’all don’t even see through the mist
how the f*ck can i be white?
i don’t even exist
i get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
my middle finger won’t go down, how do i wave?
and, this is how i’m supposed to teach kids how da behave? (now)

[chorus 1: eminem]
(follow me and do exactly what chu see)
don’t cha wanna grow up to be just like me?
(i slap women and eat shrooms, then od)
now, don’t cha wanna grow up to be just like me?

[verse 2: eminem]
me and marcus allen went over da see nicole
when we heard a knock at the door
must’ve been ron gold
jumped behind the door
put the orgy on hold
k!lled them both, then smeared blood on the white bronco (we did it)
my mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk
i slapped garth brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
i’m not a player, just an ill rhyme sayer
that’ll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer
my rap style’s warped
i’m running out the morgue
wit’ cha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch
jumped in a chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
and beat up fogh*rn legh*rn with an acorn
i’m ’bout as normal as norman bates wit’ deformative traits
a premature birth that was four minutes late
mother
are you there? i love you
i never meant to hit chu over the head with that shovel (that shovel)
will someone please explain a my brain
that i just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and i’m in pain?
i take a breather and sigh, either i’m high or i’m nuts
’cause if you ain’t tilting this room
neither am i
so when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
then it probably is obvious i got it on with her
’cause when i drop this solo sh*t, it’s over with
i bought cage’s tape, opened it and dubbed over it (i)

[chorus 2: eminem]
(came to the club drunk with a fake id)
don’t cha wanna grow up to be just like me?
(i’ve been wit’ ten women who got hiv)
now, don’t cha wanna grow up to be just like me?
(i got genital warts and it burns when i pee)
don’t cha wanna grow up to be just like me?
(i tie a rope around my p*n*s and jump from a tree)
you prob’ly wanna grow up to be just like me

55. guilty conscience ft. mark avery, eddie, dr. dre, eminem, stan, girl, the isley brothers, grady, & grady’s wife 3:20

[intro: mark avery & (eddie)]
meet eddie
twenty*three years old
fed up with life and the way things are going (d*mn, i’m going f*cking insane)
he decides to rob a liquor store (i gotta take this sh*t, i can’t take it no more, holmes)
but on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart (sh*t is mine)
and, suddenly (i gotta do this)
his conscience comes into play (i gotta do this)

[verse 1: dr. dre, eddie, eminem, & dr. dre & eminem]
alright, stop (huh?)
now, before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try da get money out the drawer
you better think of the consequence (who are you?)
i’m yo’ motherf*cking conscience
that’s nonsense
go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunt’s cribs
and borrow her d*mn dress and one of her blond wigs (can i borrow this?)
tell her you need a place to stay, you’ll be safe for days
if you shave your legs with renee’s razor blades
yeah, but if it all goes through like it’s supposed to
the whole neighborhood knows you and they’ll expose you
think about it before you walk in the door first
look at the store clerk, she’s older than george burns
f*ck that, do that sh*t
shoot that b*tch
can you afford a blow this sh*t?
are you that rich?
why you give a f*ck if she dies?
are you that b*tch?
do you really think she gives a f*ck if you have kids?
man, don’t do it, it’s not worth it da risk it (you’re right)
not over this sh*t (stop)
drop the biscuit (i will)
don’t even listen a slim, yo
he’s bad for you
you know what, dre?
i don’t like your attitude (these)

[chorus: dr. dre & eminem, stan, girl, mark avery, & *eminem*]
voices (come on, just come in here for a minute)
i hear them (i don’t know)
and (look) when (look) they (look) talk (d*mn), i follow (look, it’s gonna be alright, alright?)
i follow (o*okay)
i (look) follow (give me a kiss, pull your pants off, come on)
i follow all these voices (meet stan, twenty*one years old)
i hear them (after meeting a young girl at a rave party)
i hear them (things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom)
and when they talk (once again), i follow (his conscience comes in a play)
i follow
i follow
i follow all these— (*now*)

[verse 2: eminem, dr. dre, dr. dre, & dr. dre & eminem]
listen a me
while you’re kissing her cheek
and smearing her lipstick, slip this in her drink
now, all you gotta do is nibble on this little b*tch’s earlobe
yo, this girl’s only fifteen years old
you shouldn’t take advantage of her
it’s not fair
yo, look at her bush
does it got hair? (uh*huh)
f*ck this b*tch right here on the spot, bare
’til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
man, ain’t chu ever seen that one movie kids?
no, but i seen the p*rno wit’ son doobiest
sh*t, chu wanna get hauled off da jail?
man, f*ck that, hit that sh*t raw dog, then bail (these)

[chorus: dr. dre & eminem, the isley brothers, grady, mark avery, & *grady’s wife*]
voices (here i lay)
i hear them (man, it feels good a be home)
and when they talk (meet grady), i follow (a twenty*nine*year*old construction worker)
i follow (after coming home from a hard day’s work)
i follow (he walks in the door of his trailer park home)
i follow all these voices (to find his wife in bed with another man)
i hear them (what the f*ck?)
i hear them (*grady*)
and when they talk, i follow
i follow
i follow
i follow all these—

[verse 3: dr. dre & eminem]
alright, calm down, relax, start breathing
f*ck that sh*t, chu just caught this b*tch cheating
while you at work, she’s wit’ some dude tryna get off
f*ck slitting her throat
cut this b*tch’s head off
wait, what if there’s an explanation for this sh*t?
what, she tripped, fell, landed on his d*ck?
tsh, alright, shady
maybe he’s right, grady
but think about the baby before you get all crazy
okay, thought about it?
still wanna stab her?
grab her by the throat, get cha daughter and kidnap her?
that’s what i did, be smart, don’t be a r*t*rd
you gonna take advice from somebody who slapped dee barnes?
what chu say?
what’s wrong? didn’t think i’d remember?
i’ma k!ll you, motherf*cker
uh*uh, temper, temper
mr. dre, mr. n.w.a., mr. ak
coming straight outta compton, y’all better make way
how in the f*ck you gonna tell this man not da be violent?
’cause he don’t need a go the same route that i went
been there, done that
aw, f*ck it, what am i saying?
shoot ’em both, grady, where’s your gun at?

[outro: grady]
*grady fires gun*

56. business ft. dr. dre, eminem, barbara wilson, ms. monét, shy felda, & traci nelson 4:12

[intro: dr. dre, eminem, & barbara wilson, ms. monét, shy felda, & traci nelson]
marshall
sounds like an sos
holy wack unlyrical lyrics, andre, you’re f*cking right
to the rapmobile, let’s go (marshall)
marshall (ladies and gentlemen)
it’s showtime
hurry, hurry, step right up
introducing the star of our show
his name is (marshall)
you wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
so without further ado, i bring to you (marshall)

[verse 1: eminem]
you ’bout da witness hip*hop in its most purest
most rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest, most honest known artist
chip off the old block, but old doc is (back)
looks like batman brought his own robin
oh, god, saddam’s got his own laden
with his own private plane, his own pilot
set da blow college dorm*room doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
vrinn, vrinn, yeah, here i come, i’m inches
away from you, dear, fear none
hip*hop is in a state of 9*1*1, so

[chorus: eminem & (dr. dre)]
let’s get down a business
i don’t got no time da play around, what is this?
must be a circus in town, let’s shut the sh*t down
on these clowns, can i get a witness? (h*ll yeah)
let’s get down a business
i don’t got no time da play around, what is this?
must be a circus in town, let’s shut the sh*t down
on these clowns, can i get a witness? (h*ll yeah)

[verse 2: eminem]
quick, gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
gee willikers, dre, holy bat syllables
look at all the bullsh*t that goes on in gotham
when i’m gone, time da get rid of these rap criminals
so skip to your lou while i do what i do best
you ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it
flow’s too wet, n0body close to it
n0body says it, but, still, everybody knows the sh*t
the most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, there’s no such thing
like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
it just means so much more da so much more
people, when you’re rapping and you know what for
the show must go on, so i’d like to welcome y’all
to marshall and andre’s carnival, come on (now)

[verse 3: eminem, & eminem, & dr. dre]
it’s just like old times, the dynamic duo
two old friends, why panic? you already know
who’s fully capable, the two caped heroes
dial straight down the center, eight*zero*zero
you can even call collect, the most feared duet
since me and elton played career russian roulette
and never even see me blink or get to busting a sweat
people stepping over people just to rush to the set
just to get da see an mc who breathes so freely
ease over these beats and be so breezy
jesus, how can sh*t be so easy?
how can one chandra be so levy?
turn on these beats, mcs don’t see me
believe me, bet and mtv
are gonna grieve when we leave, dog, fo’ sheezy
can’t leave rap alone, the game needs me
’til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
into the mountains, nothing but clowns down here
but we ain’t f*cking around ’round here
yo, dre (what up?)
can i get a “h*ll…”? (h*ll*now*yeah)

[outro: eminem & (barbara wilson, ms. monét, shy felda, & traci nelson)]
so, there you have it, folks
(marshall) has come to save the day
back with his friend andre
and to remind you that bullsh*t does not pay
because (marshall) and andre are here da stay
and never go away
until our dying day
until we’re old and grey (marshall)
so until next time, friends
same blonde hair, same rap channel
good night, everyone
thank you for coming
your host for the evening (marshall)
oh
heh

57. just don’t give a f*ck ft. frogg dogg & eminem 4:08

[intro: frogg dogg]
woah, a*get cho’ hands in the air
and get da clapping ’em, and, like, back*and*forth
because*a this is what chu thought it wasn’t
it be’s the brothers representing the dirty dozen
i be the f*r*o, the double g
and check out my man, he goes by the name of, er, uh

[verse 1: eminem & frogg dogg]
slim shady, brain dead like jim brady
i’m a m*80, you little like that kim lady
i’m buzzing, dirty dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
cursing at chu players worse than marty schottenheimer
you wacker than the motherf*cker you bit cho’ style from
you ain’t gon’ sell two copies if you press a double album
admit it, f*ck it, while we coming out in the open
i’m doing acid, crack, smack, coke, and smoking dope then
my name is marshall mathers, i’m an alcoholic (hi, marshall)
i have a disease and they don’t know what to call it
better hide cho’ wallet ’cause i’m coming quick da strip yo’ cash
bought a ticket to yo’ concert just to come and whip yo’ ass
b*tch, i’m coming up swinging so fast, it’ll make yo’ eyes spin
you getting knocked the f*ck out like mike tyson (pssh)
the proof is in the pudding, just ask deshaun holton
i’ll slit cho’ motherf*cking throat worse than ron goldman

[chorus 1: eminem]
so when you see me on yo’ block with two glocks
screaming, “f*ck the world” like 2pac (i just don’t give a f*ck)
talking that sh*t behind my back
dirty macking, telling your boys that i’m on crack (i just don’t give a f*ck)
so, put my tape back on the rack
go run and tell yo’ friends my sh*t is wack (i just don’t give a f*ck)
but see me on the street and duck
’cause you gon’ get stuck, stole, and snuffed (’cause i just don’t give a*i’m*f*ck)

[verse 2: eminem]
nicer than pete, but i’m on a search to crush a milkbone
i’m everlasting, i melt vanilla ice like silicone
i’m ill enough da just straight up diss you for no reason
i’m colder than snow season when it’s twenty*below freezing
flavor wit’ no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
i’ll diss yo’ magazine and still won’t get a weak review
i’ll make yo’ freak leave you, smell the folgers’ crystals
this is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold cha pistols
while i form like voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
slim shady, m&m was the old initials (bye*bye)
extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
pathological liar, blowing sh*t outta proportion
the looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
half animal, half man
dumping yo’ dead body inside of a f*cking trash can
with more holes than an afghan

[chorus 2: eminem]
so when you see me on yo’ block with two glocks
screaming, “f*ck the world” like 2pac (i just don’t give a f*ck)
talking that sh*t behind my back
dirty macking, telling your boys that i’m on crack (i just don’t give a f*ck)
so, put my tape back on the rack
go run and tell yo’ friends my sh*t is wack (i just don’t give a f*ck)
but see me on the street and duck
’cause you finna get stuck, stole, and snuffed (’cause i just don’t give a*some*f*ck)

[verse 3: eminem]
‘body let me out of this limousine (hey, let me out)
i’m a caged demon
on stage screaming like rage against the machine
i’m convinced i’m a fiend
shooting up while this record is spinning
clinically brain*dead, i don’t need a second opinion
f*ck dropping a jewel, i’m flipping a sacred treasure
i’ll bite cho’ motherf*cking style just to make it fresher
i can’t take the pressure, i’m sick of b*tches
sick of nagging bosses b*tching while i’m washing dishes
in school, i never said much, too busy having a head rush
doing too much rush, had my face flushed like red blush
then i went to jim beam, that’s when my face grayed
went to gym in eighth grade, rape the women’s swim team
don’t take me for no joke, i’m no comedian
too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smoking weed again
i’m going up over the curb, driving on the median
finally made it home, but i don’t got the key da get in

[outro: eminem]
sh*t, f*ck everybody
outsiderz, pacewon, young zee (f*ck the entire world)
d.u

58. hailie’s song ft. eminem 5:22

[intro: eminem]
da*da*da*da
yo, i can’t sing, but
i feel like singing
i wanna f*cking sing
’cause i’m happy
yeah, i’m happy
haha
i got my baby back
yo, check it out

[verse 1: eminem]
some days, i sit (sit)
staring out the window (‘dow)
watching this world pass me by
sometimes, i think (think)
there’s nothing to live for (for)
i almost break down and cry
sometimes, i think i’m crazy
i’m crazy, oh, so crazy
why am i here? am i just wasting my time?

[pre*chorus: eminem]
but then i see my baby
suddenly, i’m not crazy
it all makes sense when i look into her eyes, oh, no (’cause)

[chorus 1: eminem]
sometimes, it feels like the whole world’s on my shoulders (f*ck, i was scared)
everyone’s leaning on me
’cause, sometimes, it feels like the world’s almost over
but then she comes back to me

[verse 2: eminem]
my baby girl (girl)
keeps getting older (‘der)
i watch her grow up with pride
people make jokes (jokes)
’cause they don’t understand me (me)
they just don’t see my real side
i act like sh*t don’t faze me
inside, it drives me crazy
my insecurities could eat me alive

[pre*chorus: eminem]
but then i see my baby
suddenly, i’m not crazy
it all makes sense when i look into her eyes, oh, no (’cause)

[verse 3: eminem]
i could sing, i’d keep singing this song da my daughter
if i could hit the notes, i’d blow something as long as my father
da show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got her
god, i’m a daddy, i’m so glad that her mom didn’t want her
now, you probably get this picture from my public persona
that i’m a pistol*packing drug addict who bags on his mama
but i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
’cause there’s a lot of sh*t i keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul
and just know that i grow colder, the older i grow
this boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
and this load is like the weight of the world
and i think my neck is breaking
should i just give up or try da live up to these expectations?
now, look, i love my daughter more than life in itself
but i got a wife that’s determined to make my life living h*ll
but i handle it well, given the circumstances i’m dealt
so many chances, man, it’s too bad, coulda had someone else
but the years that i’ve wasted is nothing to the tears that i’ve tasted
so, here’s what i’m facing: three felonies, six years of probation
i’ve went to jail for this woman
i’ve been to bat for this woman
i’ve taken bats to people’s backs
bent over backwards for this woman
man, i shoulda seen it coming, what’d i stick my p*n*s up in?
wouldn’t have ripped the prenup up if i’da seen what she was f*cking
but, f*ck it, it’s over, there’s no more reason a cry no more
i got my baby, maybe, the only lady that i adore: hailie
so, sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya
our baby’s traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner
and, suddenly, it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted
it’s like the greatest gift you can get, the weight has been lifted
and

[chorus 2: eminem]
and now it don’t feel like the world’s on my shoulders (thanks)
everyone’s leaning on me
’cause my baby knows that her daddy’s a soldier
nothing can take her from me

[outro: eminem]
whoo
heh
told chu i can’t sing
oh, well
i tried
hailie
‘member when i said
if you ever need anything
daddy would be right there?
guess what? daddy’s here
and i ain’t going nowhere, baby
i love you (*smooch*)

59. fast lane ft. bad meets evil: royce da 5’9″ & eminem & sly pyper 4:10

[part 1]

[intro: royce da 5’9″]
uh

[part 2]

[verse 1: royce da 5’9″]
first verse, uh, i’m on ’til i’m on an island
my life’s riding on the autobahn on autopilot
before i touch dirt or k!ll y’all with kindness
i k!ll ya, my natural persona’s much worse
you’ve been warned if you’ve been borned or if you conformed
slap up a cop and then sn*tch him out of his uniform
leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
and hang him by his b*lls from the h*rn of a unicorn
y’all n*ggas’ intellect mad slow, y’all f*gs know
claiming you banging, you flaming
bet cha could light cha own cigarette wit’ cha assh0l*
me and shady deaded the past, so
that basically resurrected my cashflow
i might rap tight as the sn*tch of a fat dyk*
though i ain’t wrapped tight, my blood type’s the 80s
my 90s was like the navy, you was like the brady’s
you still fly kites daily

[verse 2: eminem & sly pyper]
catch me in my mercedes, bumping, “ice ice baby”
screaming, “shady ’til i die”
like a half a pair of dice, life’s crazy
so i live it to the fullest ’til i’m swayze
and you only live it once, so i’m thinking ’bout this nice, nice lady
wait, no, stop me now ‘fore i get on a roll (danish)
let me tell you what this pretty little dame’s name is ’cause she’s kinda famous
and i hope that i don’t sound too heinous when i say this
nicki minaj, but i wanna stick my p*n*s in your *n*s
you morons think that i’m a g*nius
really, i belong inside a dang insane asylum
came da drive them trailer parks crazy
i am back, and i am razor*sharp, baby
and that’s “back” with a capital b with an exclamation mark
maybe you should listen when i flip the linguistics
‘cause i wanna rip this mystical sl!ck sh*t
you don’t wanna become another victim, a statistic of this sh*t
‘cause after i spit the bullets, i’ma treat these sh*ll casings like a soccer ball
i’ma kick the ballistics, so, get this d*ck, i’ma live this— (i’m living)

[chorus: sly pyper & royce da 5’9″]
life in the fast lane (ayy)
moving at the speed of life and i can’t slow down
only got a gallon in the gas tank (oh)
but i’m almost at the finish line, so i can’t stop now (yeah)
i don’t really know where i’m headed (woah)
just enjoying the ride (yeah)
just gon’ roll ’til i drop and ride ’til i die (ah*hah)
i’m living life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)
i’m living life in the fast lane (pedal to*uh*the metal, yeah)

[verse 3: royce da 5’9″ & eminem]
my whole goal as a poet’s to be relaxed in orbit
at war with a bottle as captain morgan attacks my organs (come on)
my slow flow is euphoric, it’s like i rap endorphins (whoo)
i made a pact with the devil that says:
“i’ll let chu take me, you let me take a shovel
dig up the corpse of jack kevorkian” (come on)
go back*and*forthing, more beef than you can pack a fork in
i’m living the life of the infinite enemy, down
my tenement chimney now, the semi’s the remedy, pow
spin him around, entering in the vicinity now

[verse 4: eminem & (royce da 5’9″)]
was called m&m, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
chewed him up, and spitted him out
girl, giddy*up, now get*get down
he’s looking around this club
and it looks like people are having a sh*t*fit now
yeah, little tr*tr*trailer trash, take a look who’s back in t*t*town
did i st*st*stutter, motherf*cker?
f*ck the mall, he shuts the whole motherf*cking walmart
d*d*down every time he comes a*r*r*round
and he came da the club tonight with 5’9″ da hold this b*tch down
like a motherf*cking chick underwater he’s tryna dr*dr*drown
shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
just by the way that chu keep l!cking them d*ck*sucking lips
i’m agitated, aggravated
to the point you don’t suck my d*ck
then you’re gonna get decapitated
other words, you don’t f*cking give me head
then i’ma have da take it (and)

[verse 5: royce da 5’9″ & (eminem)]
then after taking that i’ma catch a case, it’s gon’ be fascinating
it’s gon’ say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit
graduated from master debater, slash massive m*st*rbator
to michael jackson’s activator (whoo)
meaning i’m on fire off the top, might wanna back up data
rolling over hip*hop in a verbal tractor trailer
homie, they sick, you could normally ask a hater
don’t it make sense?
that these sh*ll casings is just like a bag of paper
dropped in the lap of a tax evader, homie, they spent

[verse 6: eminem, sly pyper, & eminem & sly pyper]
now, make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes (what?)
girl, i’m the crack*a*lator, percolator of this party
be my p*n*s ej*cul*tor later
tell your boyfriend that chu just struck paydirt
you’re rolling with a player
you won’t be exaggerating when you say you’re (i’m) living

[chorus: sly pyper]
life in the fast lane (ayy)
moving at the speed of life and i can’t slow down
only got a gallon in the gas tank (oh)
but i’m almost at the finish line, so i can’t stop now (yeah)
i don’t really know where i’m headed (woah)
just enjoying the ride (yeah)
just gon’ roll ’til i drop and ride ’til i die (ah*hah)
i’m living life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)
i’m living life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)

[outro: sly pyper]
ah*hah (ah*hah)
ayy
ah*hah (ah*hah)
oh
ah*hah (ah*hah)
yeah
ayy
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal (pedal to the metal, pedal to the metal)

60. just lose it ft. eminem 4:10

[intro: eminem]
down, down, down
down, down, down
down, down, down
down, okay (okay)
guess who’s back (back)
back again? (‘gain)
shady’s back (back)
tell a friend (friend)
now, everyone, report to the dance floor
to the dance floor
to the dance floor
now, everyone, report to the dance floor
alright, stop
pajama time
come

[verse 1: eminem]
here, little kiddies
on my lap
guess who’s back with a brand*new rap?
and i don’t mean “rap” as in a new case
of child molestation accusa—
ah*ah*ah*ah*ah, no worries
papa’s got a brand*new bag of toys
what else could i possibly do da make noise?
i done touched on everything but little boys
and that’s not a stab at michael
that’s just a metaphor, i’m just psycho
i go a little bit crazy sometimes
i get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
good god, dip
do a little slide
bend down, touch your toes, and just glide
up the center of the dance floor
like tp for my bung*hole
and it’s cool if you let one go
n0body’s gonna know, who’d hear it?
give a little poot*poot, it’s okay
oops, my cd just skipped
and everyone just heard cha let one rip (now)

[chorus: eminem]
i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance
yeah, boy, shake that ass
whoops, i mean, girl
girl, girl, girl
girl, you know you’re my world
alright, now, lose it (ah*ah*ah*ah*ah)
just lose it (ah*ah*ah*ah*ah)
go crazy (ah*ah*ah*ah*ah)
oh, baby (ah*ah)
oh, baby, baby (ah*well*ah*it’s)

[post*chorus 1: eminem]
friday, and it’s my day
just to party all the way ’til sunday
maybe ’til monday, i don’t know what day
every day’s just a holiday
cruising on the freeway, feeling kinda breezy
let the top down and my hair blow
i don’t know where i’m going, all i know is
when i get there, someone’s gonna touch my body

[verse 2: eminem]
‘scuse me, miss, i don’t mean to sound like a jerk
but i’m feeling just a little stressed out from work
could cha punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
spit on me? maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
now, what’s your name, girl? what’s your sign?
man, you must be up out chour mind
dre (ah*ah)
beer goggles, blind
i’m just tryna unwind, now i’m (now)

[post*chorus 2: eminem]
tuesday, and i’m locked up
i’m in jail and i don’t know what happened
they say i was running b*tt*naked
down the street, screaming, “ah*ah*ah*ah”
your honor, i’m sorry, i don’t remember
all i know is this much, i’m not guilty
they said, “save it, boy, we got chu on tape”
yelling at an old lady da touch my body (now)

[verse 3: eminem & eminem]
this is the part where the rap breaks down
it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
everything looks like it’s 8 mile now
the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
now, snap back to reality, look, it’s b*rabbit
yo, you signed me up da battle?
i’m a grown man
chubba*chubba*chubba*chubba*chubba*chubba*chubby
i don’t have any lines to go right here, so, chubba*teletubby
fellas (what?)
fellas (what?)
grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
tall girls, small girls, i’m calling all girls
everyone, report to the dance floor
it’s your chance for a little romance or
b*tt squeezing, it’s the season
just go (ah*ah*ah*ah)
so appeasing (now)

[outro: eminem]
touch my body
touch my body
oh, boy, just touch my body
i mean, girl, just touch my body

61. darkness ft. eminem, paul simon, girl, guy 1, & guy 2 5:38

[intro: eminem]
i don’t wanna be alone, i don’t wanna be

[chorus 1: eminem & paul simon]
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness anymore (h*llo, darkness, my*here i*old friend*am)

[verse 1: eminem & paul simon]
alone again
can’t get out of this hole i’m in
it’s like the walls are closing in
you can’t help me, no one can
i can feel these curtains closing
i go da open ’em
but something pulls ’em (h*llo) closed (darkness) again (my old friend)
feels like i’m loathing in las vegas
haven’t got the vaguest why i’m so lost
but i’d make you this small wager
if i bet chu i’ll be in tomorrow’s paper
who would the odds favor? (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
i’m so much like my father
you would think that i knew him
i keep pacing this room, valium, then chase it with booze
one little taste, it’ll do
maybe i’ll take it and snooze, then tear up the stage in a few (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
f*ck the colt 45, i’ma need something stronger
if i pop any caps, it better be off of vodka
round after round after round, i’m getting loaded (haha)
that’s a lot of shots, huh? (h*llo, double entendre, darkness, my old friend)

[chorus 2: eminem & paul simon]
and i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness (yeah)
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness anymore (h*llo, darkness, mynow i’m*old friend)

[verse 2: eminem & (paul simon)]
staring at the room service menu off a benzo
i can hear the music continue to crescendo
i can see the whole f*cking venue from my window
that’s when you know you’re schizo (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
’cause i keep peeking out the curtain from the hotel
the music is so loud
but it’s almost as though i don’t hear no sound
i should get ready for the show now
wait, is this the whole crowd? i thought this sh*t was sold out? (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
but it’s only the opening act, it’s early, don’t overreact
then something told me “relax”
and just hope for the show da be packed
don’t wanna hit the stage before they fill each row to the max
’cause that’d be totally wack
you can’t murder a show n0body’s at (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
but, what if n0body shows? panic mode
’bout to snap and go motherf*cking wacko at any second
’bout to cancel the show just as fans below rush the entrance
plan is a go to wreck sh*t, cameras in all directions (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
the press is ’bout to go ape sh*t, bananas on all the networks
commando with extra clips, i got ammo for all the hecklers
i’m armed to the t**th, another valium, fall off the bed
hit the ground and crawl to the dresser
alcohol on my breath as i reach for the scope (h*llo darkness, my old friend)
i’m blacking out, i’m all out of meds
with them benzodiazepines gone
now it’s just magazines sprawled out on the floor
f*ck the media, i’m going all out, this is war (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)

[verse 3: eminem]
start to show up
time da start the show up
it’s 10:05 pm and the curtain starts to go up
and i’m already sweating, but i’m locked and loaded
for rapid fire spitting for all the concert*goers
scopes for sniper vision, surprise from out of nowhere
as i slide the clip in from inside the hotel
leaning out the window, going keyser söze
finger on the trigger, but i’m a licensed owner
with no prior convictions, so law says sky’s the limit
so my supply’s infinite, strapped like i’m a soldier
got ’em hopping over walls and climbing fences
some of them john travolta, staying alive by inches (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
cops are knocking, oh, f*ck
thought i blocked the entrance?
guess show time is over
no suicide note, just a note for target distance
but if you’d like to know the reason why i did this
you’ll never find a motive, truth is i have no idea
i am just as stumped, no signs of mental illness
just trying da show ya the reason why we’re so f*cked
’cause by the time it’s over, won’t make the slightest difference (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)

[chorus 2: eminem & (paul simon)]
and i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness
i don’t wanna be alone in the darkness anymore (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)

[outro: girl, paul simon, guy 1, & guy 2]
yeah, we do have some breaking news from the associated press right now
just gonna bring that up because we are hearing— (i’ve come to talk with you again)
we have told chu that the shooter is dead
and we have just learned that police are saying that the las vegas shooter k!lled himself (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
that is the bartender there at mandalay bay and i believe we’re going to hear more from her (i’ve come to talk with you again)
yeah, we just wanted a share that with you
you can see behind me here, this is what he looks like (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
now we did just tell you that police just earlier—
metro was telling us that he k!lled himself inside the hotel room (i’ve come to talk with you again)
good morning, as we come da you on the air (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
we bring you breaking news, a school shooting (crushing news)
another school shooting (eleven people dead)
reports of a number of fatalities, and this time it is in santa fe, texas (i’ve come to talk with you again)
that is just outside galveston (that no one saw coming)
a mass shooting at a southern californian school (a suspect has been*h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
we are following breaking news this morning
another deadly school shooting
this one in santa fe, texas, that’s just outside houston (i’ve come to talk with you again)
twenty*six k!lled and twenty others wounded (houston affiliate is reporting)
at least nine people have been k!lled (somber words, making it the deadliest shooting in texas history)
(h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
five people dead
the attacker opening fire outside the church during a morning worship session
he unloaded the chaotic and terror, making his way inside (five people k!lled in a workplace shooting, dozens of officers)
(i’ve come to talk with you again)
this, a deadly shooting at a food festival in northern california (h*llo, darkness, my old friend)
three people so far dead
breaking news (fifteen wounded)
a deadly shooting at a newspaper office in annapolis (a gunman opened fire)
(i’ve come to talk with you again)
newly*released surveillance video shows the moments leading up to a mass shooting in dayton, ohio
authorities say the shooter—

- eminem lyrics

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