
all i want for christmas is xu - epic music (real) lyrics
yo family
[intro]
i don’t want a glock for christmas
there is just one ting i need
man don’t care about the peasants
fixing up man’s christmas tree
i just want xu for my own
more than zhen could ever know
make my glizzy blue
all i want for christmas is xu
yeah, baby
[verse 1]
should have popped less pills of v**gr*
now i’m waking up with a b*n*r
can’t please him with cookies and milk
so i got one more present for santa
mandems calling me d*ckolas clause
stretch that fat ass when i l!ck on his b*lls
cum be tasting like worcestershire sauce
bro keeps giving me genital warts
open up wide, let me come down your chimnеy
taking the mickey your p*n*s is minniе i call it a disney (toasty)
nevertheless i’ll stuff you like a turkey
even though you’re giving me herpes
on the first day of christmas you fell to your knees
fam take off your stockings and give me a tease
[chorus]
i just want xu on his own (ooh)
more than xu could ever show (ooh)
make his d*ck cheese ooze
all i want for christmas is xu
xu, baby
[verse 2]
i won’t ask for much this christmas
i won’t even wish for snow (snow)
i beg you suck on my yule log
backshots under the mistletoe (toes)
knock knock knock let me come inside
open the door, give you a surprise
look man i just brought all the guys
come on baby spread those thighs
i’ll finish you off with profound expertise
so deep into you that we look siamese
i will take my tongue and wrap it
around your north pole, around your d*ck
even though you’ve got the length
and the girth of a toothpick (bombaclart)
on the last day of christmas you came with a breeze
fam turn around bend over and get on your knees
[chorus]
i just want xu here tonight (ooh)
gripping on to me so tight (ooh)
what more can xu do
baby, all i want for christmas is xu
xu, baby
[bridge]
all the nights of gooning
gooning everywhere (gooning everywhere)
and the sound of your cheeks
clapping fills the air (clapping fills the air)
and everyone is w*nking
it’ll be your ass i’m spanking
santa won’t you please (what)
bring me the one i really need
won’t you please bring my zhen to me
[verse 3]
tickle your nips as you ride on my sleigh
blow out your back and erupt like pompei
legs won’t be working on this boxing day
don’t worry bro this sh*t isn’t g*y (no h0m*)
making bread, making dough dough dough
give me head, getting low low low
get erect, watch it grow grow grow
walk down the streets screaming ho ho ho
[chorus]
i just want xu for my own (what)
more than xu could ever know (doesn’t matter)
make my d*ck cheese ooze (ho ho ho)
baby, all i want for christmas is xu
[outro]
xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu, baby
all i want for christmas is xu
in loving memory of zhen xu
good night, sweet prince
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