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baldi vs. jax - epic rap battles of sigma lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of sigma!!

baldi vs. jax

begin!!

[verse 1: baldi]
oh, hi! wanna get roasted of fried?
if i’d choose rapping or learning, i can’t decide!
i choose both! you are about to get banned
all you need to do is* get out while you still can!!!
baldi! baldi! baldi’s in the elevator
i wish you got bitten by an alligator
party! party! you are gonna go away!
if you didn’t have a map, you wouldn’t show the way!

[verse 2: jax]
ok, first off, your math is boring
everytime i hear your voice, i start snoring
when i’m in your classroom, i feel like dying
every night, i go to bed and start crying
my friend pomni will teach you a lesson
i’m talking bout a fight, not a math question
i will exit your class anytime, derp!
since you love math so much, stay in school forever nerd!
[bridge: baldi & jax]
you know what? i will copy a lyric from nerd vs. geek

go ahead baldi

[verse 3: baldi]
yes, i am a nerd. bookworm, i’m studious
from my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
back in kindergarten, i aced my college entrance exam
now, i’m no rocket scientist* oh wait, i am!
when i pour my alpha*bits i get nothing but straight a’s
my retainer and headgear connect to a backbrace
i got a pocket*protector protector protector protector
i broke my glasses so i could tape them together

[verse 4: jax]
i didn’t think you would actually do it
if you were garbage i would recycle, reuse and reduce it
i will win this battle in no time!
get ready for it… it’s go time!
yo, baldi you are weird and i am cool
your clothes are so clean, i will push you in a pool
if you worked hard on something, i’ll destroy it!
you’re even more worse than skibidi toilet!

[outro]
who won?
whos next?
i decide!!!
epic rap battles of sigma!!!!!!

- epic rap battles of sigma lyrics

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