you say i need the rest why don’t i go and see my sister way out west
that’s very thoughtful of you dear i’m really touched by all this tenderness
but us women are suspicious things we know that men aren’t born with wings what’s making you so kind
now i’m not smart but i’m not blind i think that you’ve got evil on your mind.
you think that you’ve been good about as long as most redblooded he-men could
we’ve been together for so long i know another pasture’s looking good
don’t think that other men don’t look at me that certain way from time to time
don’t think that you’re the only one that must contend with evil on your mind.
your mind is in a harem and surrounded by exotic dancing girls
you’re hearing pretty music as they run their slender fingers through your curls
ah dream on baby
i thank you for the flowers and the candy, honey that was very kind
for that’s your way of telling me you’re sorry for the evil on your mind