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fuck day six - fat mike lyrics

[verse 1]
when i p*ssed a perfect rainbow
and aced every drug screen
i needed help, so i called up this skinhead
lisa brownley’s old boyfriend
noah levine
he had a place against the stream
and he is a punk from santa cruz
a buddhist with a jewish name
how could i ever lose?
he’d give me a bro rate at a triple a*a*a discount
if i checked into his mansion
and paid the right amount
getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good
in a gentrified hipster neighborhood
they told me my addiction wouldn’t be too hard to fix
what they didn’t tell me was about day six

[chorus]
f*ck day six
f*ck day six
f*ck day six

[verse 2]
the guy who searched through all my things
was a producer jim goodwin
i giggled ’cause he missed my two milligram strip of suboxone
he said this isn’t funny big mike
this is serious detox
i said, “i’m laughing ’cause your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks”
my semi*private room smelled like rubbing alcohol
so i wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole
two days later when i woke up
i was in such a good mood
’cause i was three days clean
and on tuesday nights they served mexican food
i never tried to quit drugs or hang out with buddha before
but after four or five days i had no urge to score
i thought i kicked ass on the narcotics
but then i woke up as a toilet on day six
[chorus]
f*ck day six
f*ck day six
f*ck day six
f*ck day six
f*ck day six
f*ck day six

[outro]
day six can suck my d*cks

- fat mike lyrics

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