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frankie meets pauline - felix da housecat lyrics

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i got a story that i wanna share with you this evening, is it ok?

i recently had an incident. this motherf*cker climbed up on top of me, the littlest d*ck you ever seen in your motherf*cking life. he had the unmitigated gall girls to look into my pretty brown eyes and say “am i hurting ya’?” i was like “hurting me? you are tickling me. get the f*ck up off me, leave the coins on the dresser and hit the door!”

let me tell you something girls. a lot of of these motherf*ckers see us walking by, they wanna put their face in our asses and go “blulululu” but, they don’t know how to act

i recently met this motherf*cker. he comes by my house. we’re sitting up there drinking a little wine and c*cktails. we go to the bedroom. this motherf*cker takes off his shirt. he had the nerve to be standing up there flexing his narrow ass chest with these miniature ass shoulders. i had to clean my eyes out and ask, “motherf*cker is you still there?”

oh sh*t. wait a minute mother* mmm hmm. girl, ooh, sh*t! wait a minute motherf*cker, where the f*ck that club come from? do you play baseball? motherf*cker, i know you ain’t gonna put all that in me. girls, you shoulda seen this motherf*cker. big old [?] from notorious club girls, whoo! girls, i commenced to scream, whoo! work this p*ssy, you big ugly bean*eating ass son of a b*tch, ooh!

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- felix da housecat lyrics

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