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take a chance, kevin - fiveskin lyrics

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[dave]
once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
shortly after watching some dragon p*rn
with a big bad dragon, up his bum
and a big bad dragon was in his bum
once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
and a big bad dragon fell out of his bum
he didn’t seem to notice that it was gone
and he ran over the bad dragon with the lawnmower

he really f*cked up and now his bad dragon is spaghetti
[everyone]
chance may be dead
but don’t feel like sh*t
if we try really hard
it still might fit
chance may be dead
but don’t feel like sh*t
if we try really hard
it still might fit

[mumble (?)]
inside a man, i’ve got in
my name is chance and he’s kevin
i’m horse c*ck spaghеtti, yiff me b*tch (yeah)
i see your prostate, lеt me give it an itch (yeah)
i’m on the journey, through kevin
i see kevin, from within
lungs, sh*t, liver, sh*t
what have you done kevin, your organs are sh*t

honestly kevin, what the f*ck have you done?
your health is atrocious
my organs are better than this, and i’m a shredded d*ld*!

[doofcake (?)]
15 minutes earlier
[dave]
*scatting, s*x noises and screaming*
oh, kevin

we have a special guest tonight
coming in live from his house in kent
it’s kevin on the sax! yeah!
kev* kev f*ck, stop drinking the cocaine
i didn’t even know you could drink cocaine
you already put it in your bum, but fine, okay
kev, stop, kevin, stop it! kevin no that’s the cat!
put the cat down, no kevin, kevin no, n* kevin!
how did you f*ck a cat with your foot?
right, kevin, kevin stop

- fiveskin lyrics

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