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ureaka! (i’ve done it) - footprints in the custard lyrics

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let me regale a tale of woe
with such a bitter end
involving a gig and lots of booze
it’s hard to comprehend
i found myself deep in my cups
p*ssed out of my head
and with a bladder full to bursting
i crawled into my bed

h*rns of ale and pints of beer
i’m filled to the brim
an alcoholic tug of war
that i don’t think i can win

ureaka! i’ve done it!
the amber nectar flows
i got so drunk in the middle of preston
i p*ssed all on my clothes

ureaka! i’ve done it!
made sense at the time
to cast off my blue denim jeans
and soak them in urine!

bleary eyed, pounding skull
i woke to dire straits
discovering what i’d done last night
when i opened the flood gates
a pool of shame and wee*wee
upon my sisters floor
i knelt down and sobbed
in the waste that i had poured

koppabergs and jager shots
a veritable c*cktail
i didn’t know my night would end
with such an epic fail

noooooo!!!
my jeans?! what have i done?
i’m going to have to wash them…
no…

- footprints in the custard lyrics

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