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poundland - foxylikesstuff lyrics

[intro: foxylikesstuff]
ey, where can i get my food shopping?
only have one pound, that’s practically nothing
wait what’s that? poundland?
hm, lemme have a look
ooh, wait, two pound? one pound ninety*nine?
wait, it said one pound!
why they lying?
foxy isn’t happy!

[verse 1: foxylikesstuff]
poundland is a shop for the weak
one ninety*nine for a cheeky little treat
it’s for the council people to get a thrill
meanwhile they’re paying zero f*cking bills
shutting down over england is just sad
going bankrupt, it’s just mad
i see why though, can’t you?
3.99 for a week worth of food!
half of this sh*t ain’t even worth one pound anymore
this dusty cashier worker looks like a little wh0re
told me to leave or shе’ll call the police
so i smashed up hеr yellow little t**th
they crumbled in my hand, but they wasn’t even there
the crack pipe is messing up her hair
i said “don’t worry love, just listen
you can make benefits and leave your job position”
i said “if you wanna fix your hair, we don’t care
but poundland has some good news to share
2.99 for a black wig and some muscle pills
so i ain’t built like a twig”
[interlude: foxylikesstuff]
now this feature is a little autistic
and he may molest ya
his name is h2t
f*ck it, get on this beat!

[verse 2: h2t]
oh yeah, i went to poundland last week
turns out a disney princess [?]
now, one pack of clothes is not for the weak
what i found is that those [?] were actually pounds
four pounds in poundland i was completely dumbfound
i thought poundland was the land of one pound
turns out they’re not
i just bought some f*cking kn*bs
speaking of kn*bs, a pack of kn*bs was two pound 50
those f*cking c*nts! they’re dirty f*cking [?]
f*ck f*ck f*ck i hate [?]
alright yea if you can’t understand
lemme switch up the tone to give you a hand
when i see poundland prices i just f*cking frown
this sh*t*shop really just shot my bossman down?
right now, poundland is going down
[?] is the other way around
poundland going down, it’s just completely fair
after all those sh*tty prices, they just bought me the spare
[interlude: foxylikesstuff & h2t]
oh f*ck, oh
yeah, yeh*yeah
that’s h2t
f*ck poundland!
lisp*2t, h2t, i don’t care what i go by
just understand that poundland is a bunch of*
filled with a bunch of f*cking m*ngs!
c*nts!
oh nigel come here!
wow, h2t, you’re kinda mad
or are you sad?
well we’ve got one more trick up our sleeve
he’s a g, nigel farage
he’s here to rap
no more introduction, no more spitting cap
but anyway, nigel, here’s his bars
he’s been working on it on a while
anyway, nigel’s on the track!

[verse 3: nigel farage]
nigel on the beat, [?]
[?] told that the other week
so let me make this beat even more complete
hm, now, let me say
i’ll bank out your estate money for sure
make sure the cash is eight little wh0res
i’ll save this country, don’t believe me?
gonna remove the safety act so you can beat freely
i’ll make poundland one pound again
unlike some other f*cking little b*ll*nd
now, me nigel, i’m leaving this beat
now that it is even more complete
but even though i like smelling feet
ruining a country is defeat
but poundland, as much as it’s sad
it may be getting the delete

- foxylikesstuff lyrics

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