a gay caballero - frank crumit lyrics
a g*y caballero lyrics
[verse 1]
i am a g*y caballero
coming from rio janeiro
with nice oily hair and full of hot air
i’m an expert at shooting the bullo!
i’m seeking a fair senorita
not thin and yet not too much meata!
i’ll woo her a while in my argentine style
i’ll carry her off of her feet*a!
[verse 2]
i’ll tell her i’m of the n0bilio
and live in a great big castillio
i must have a miss who will long for a kiss;
she’ll not say “oh don’t be so silly*o!”
’twas at a swell cabaretta
while wining and dining i met her
we drank one or two as other folks do;
the night was wet but she got wetter!
[verse 3]
she told me her name was estrella
she said “stick around me young fella!”
mosquitoes they bite and they’re awful tonight
and you smell just like citronella!”
oh i can’t forget that senora;
while telling her how i adore her
asleep she did fall, didn’t mind that at all
but she was a terrible snorer!
[verse 4]
she was a dancer and singer
at me she kept pointing her finger
and saying to me “si senor, si si!”
but i couldn’t see a durned thing*a!
she told me that she was so lonely
so i climbed up on her balcony
while under her spell, i heard someone yell
“get away from here you big baloney!”
[verse 5]
i swore i’d win this senorita
i wooed her upon the sofita
then her husband walked in, what he did was a sin
i can still hear the birds sing “tweet*tweet*a!”
now i am a sad caballero
returning to rio janeiro
minus my hair, a bruise here and there
for her husband, he chewed off my ear*o!
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