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cosmik debris [live in rotterdam] - frank zappa & the mothers of invention lyrics

[verse 1]
the mystery man came over
an’ he said: “i’m outta sight!”
he said, for a nominal service charge
i could reach nirvana tonight
if i was ready, willing and able
to pay him his regular fee
he would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
and devote his attention to me

[chorus]
but i said, “look here brother
who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?!” (jivin’)
who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris? (good god, ain’t it funky now?)
“look here brother, don’t you waste your time on me<" [verse 2] the mystery man got nervous an' he fidget around a bit he reached in the pocket of his mystery robe and he whipped out a shaving kit now, i thought it was a razor and a can of foamin' goo but he told me right then when the top popped open there was nothin' his box won't do with the oil of aphrodite an' the dust of the grand wazoo he said: "you might not believe this, ralph but it'll stuff your shoes and [...] too!" [chorus] and i said, "hey, look here brother who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?!" (jivin') now what kind of a geroo are you anyway? "look here brother, don't you waste your time on napoleon [spoken word] george: ah, look, you know they tried to tell me napoleon: whoa, get me out of gay paris, oh yeah george: lord, that broad in the bathtub was a man napoleon: what did you say? george: oh, lord, don't you know he tried to tell me napoleon: did you see that string around her back, george? george: lord, that that broad in the bathtub was a man napoleon: oh, you know you gotta look so you'll understand ya'll george: well, did you know the source i heard from was fairly reliable? whoa, don't you know that [...] be jivin' sometimes [...] i told that fool, i said listen that, that was a man [...] jive around the big lips on them. i said that's got to be a lady napoleon: you better, you better george: look out! [instrumental break] [guitar solo] [verse 3] "i've got troubles of my own" i said (oh, yeah, yeah) "and you can't help me out so take your meditations and your preparations and ram it up your snout" "but i got a kristol bol!", he said and held it on up to the light so i sn*tched it all away from him and i showed him how to do it right [bridge] i wrapped a newspaper 'round my head so i'd look like i was deep i said some mumbo jumbos then an' told him he was goin' to sleep i robbed his rings and pocket watch and everything else i found i had that sucker hypnotized he couldn't even make a sound i proceeded to tell him his future then as long as he was hanging around i said "the price of meat has just gone up an' unfortunately yer ol' lady has just gone down what d'you think of that?" [chorus] "look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?" now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho, tell me? don't you know? you could make more money as a hooker so don't you waste your time on me [spoken word outro] fz: thank you! gratia plena! . . . the name of this song is "chester's gorilla." one. bwah. this number also features ruth . . . one, two, three, four .

- frank zappa the mothers of invention lyrics

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