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who put the pecker on the snowman - freddy b (country) lyrics

[verse 1]
it was snowing hard in nashville
worst winter we had ever seen
icy roads, ‘least a foot of snow
there’s a snowman near the end of the street
someone got bored, snuck onto our front porch
stole the flagpole off the beam
thеre the snowman stood, peckеr made of wood
home sweet home blowing in the breeze

[chorus]
who put the p*ck*r on the snowman?
and shiny b*lls from our christmas tree
our old flag pole that said home sweet home
now resembles a ding*a*ling
hung mistletoe where pubic hair would grow
and a bra to hold those double ds
who put the p*ck*r on the snowman?
and embarrassed the family
[verse 2]
it was time to find the culprit of the crime
figure out who could be so cruel
what twisted soul could use our flagpole
to give a snowman a three foot tool
she apologized for her perverted crime
pleaded guilty, she knew it was wrong
she said, “you must agree, he was not complete
’til i added that three foot schl*ng”

[chorus]
who put the p*ck*r on the snowman?
and shiny b*lls hanging to his knees
our old flag pole that said home sweet home
just dangles in the breeze
our dad’s ego took a heavy blow
’cause his tool could not compete
who put the p*ck*r on the snowman?
hanging proud for the neighbors to see

[outro]
mama put the p*ck*r on the snowman
and shiny b*lls from our christmas tree
and our old flag pole that said home sweet home
now resembles a ding*a*ling
she hung mistletoe where pubic hair would grow
and a bra to hold those double ds
i said mama put the p*ck*r on the snowman
hanging proud for the neighbors to see
i said mama put the p*ck*r on the snowman
it’s hanging proud for the neighbors to see

- freddy b country lyrics

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