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happy appy vs. rap rat - rap battle! (dgprb) - gamingplush64 lyrics

[announcer]
rap rat!
vs!
happy appy!

[happy appy verse 1]
the tv is on, but i suggest turning the lights out
a scr*p with happy appy is like running with knives out
ever heard of “nightmare?”… well you’re gonna right now
this apple dropped a noggin and knew tons

for helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
and order them to go do stuff, screwed up
your stammering gives them lots of trauma, i give them hope
like a poster for barack obama. i was getting dubs from russians

now i’m rushin’ a dub. you caused a couple of cowboys
to crumble to dust, oh no! his lines are cheesy
rap rat’s going to fall, if you want to help with this verse
give this number a call

[rap rat verse 1]
lights, camera, a*a*action! it’s time for thе main attraction
come on, get up, close to thе screen, i’m no ghost i’m the dean
and it’s time for classing, i’m the*i’m the*i’m*i*i*i ratatatatatata
rap rat! following up jokes like a laugh track (what?!)
you’re not a teacher*teacher, you’re a first class hack and you’re gonna crash like*crash like*crash like well, we all know that gag
i’m not after apples, appy i’m*i’m after the cheese
but i’ll leave you bobbing if*if you keep yapping at me

go ahead and tell the kids i wi*i win naturally
i’m a rap rat*trap the way i snap on a beat
while you were written to mimick gimmicks
by a kid who barely reads, you aren’t hot or cold

you’re just a crummy katy parody, so don’t challenge*challenge
the realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(hahahaha) you’re a bad apple

[happy appy verse 2]
shut the f*ck up you muppet, i’ll turn your face tender
you traded blows and crumbled like the world trade center (uh)
yeah, i mentioned 9/11 and i’d do it again
roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun. get in the van

yeah i’m meant to be upsetting, you were meant as a successor
but you were creeping out kids so now you’ll never get the cheddar
then the 2010’s came, became a creepypasta legend, in the present?
let’s just say they’ll find your body with forenzik’s*

i’m demented, cross the apple’s sauce, there’s never been survivors
i couldn’t help this piece of sh*t if i was rich in fiber
and soon, we’ll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in
[rap rat verse 2]
you aren’t saucy, you look like you’re about to get dipped into caramel. this is what was classified as scary? h*ll, quit staring
at children inside the bushes, you creep. you leave em crushed
in debris. i’m just munching de’brie!

in fact, never let this mother f*cker monitor kids
lurking in a van like*like he’s on top of a list, sucker*sucker*su*sucker*sucker. you never got in a l!ck, you aren’t cool just because
you’re on a popsicle stick. this pr*ck who*pr*ck who*pr*ck who

never existed failed, i’m a rat king, you’re just a twisted tale
you never could get past me because this rat is sober
so shout out the name rap rat c*c*cause this match is over

- gamingplush64 lyrics

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