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tamagotchi - garch the great lyrics

it started off cute, with a beep and a light
a tiny little pet i could care for day and night
but now it’s a nightmare, it won’t let me be
my tamagotchi’s driving me crazy!

woke up this morning to the sound of a beep
my tamagotchi crying, it won’t let me sleep
i tried to feed it, play, and even clean its p**p
but no matter what i do, it’s always stuck in a loop!

i want to k!ll my tamagotchi
it’s making me crazy, can’t you see?
i tried to starve it, let it cry
i want to k!ll my tamagotchi, oh why won’t it die?

i pressed all the b*ttons, tried to turn it off
it’s still demanding, never had enough
took out the screws, but the battery’s stuck
this toy is so stubborn and i’m out of luck!

i want to k!ll my tamagotchi
it’s making me crazy, can’t you see?
i tried to starve it, let it cry
i want to k!ll my tamagotchi, oh why won’t it die?

i shook it, i threw it, i locked it outside
no matter what i did, it always survived
i’ve dunked it in water, tossed it from the roof
but it keeps on beeping, and it’s living proof
that some things are built to drive us insane
so now it’s time to end this electronic pain!
i grabbed a hammer and gave it a whack
the screen went black but then it came back
i hit it again, this time with more might
until my tamagotchi gave up the fight!

i finally k!lled my tamagotchi
no more of its digital screech
i finally k!lled my tamagotchi
peace at last is within my reach!
i finally k!lled my tamagotchi!

so if you’ve got a pet that’s just like mine
take a whack with a hammer, and you’ll do just fine
no more beeping, no more strife
i’ve taken back control of my life!

goodbye, tamagotchi, rest in pieces, please!

i finally k!lled my tamagotchi
it made me crazy, can’t you see?
i tried to starve it, let it cry
but now it’s gone, and so am i!

- garch the great lyrics

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