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help im stuck in the bath - gary the cool guy lyrics

[verse]

this song is going to be about a little boy
when he was born he was already a special boy
he was born with muscles that weighed more than his mother and all of his toys
and he was able to lift an entire truck with one finger
as he got older he got stronger and bigger
by the age of 6 he was able to crush planets with a mere blink of his eye
he was so cool that even his sungl-sses did not fit him.oh my
he only listened to music created by extremely advanced inter-dimensional civilisations
he ate wee and pee and got stronger
he ate poo and grew longer
he was the best thing in the world
he was the world
he was bigger than the world
the world was smaller than he
he was the most powerful being in the entire universe
by the age of just 11
but, by the time he was only 6 thousand years old he could already eat 4 universes for breakfast
at this present time he is so large and so powerful that he can even smoke weed and not die from it

[outro]
this man was called gary. b-tch

- gary the cool guy lyrics

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