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cheap ass thief (ac/dc - tnt parody) - gas station encounters lyrics

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[intro]
thief, thief, thief, thief, theif, thief
thief, thief, thief, thief, thief, thief
thief, thief, thief

[verse 1]
see me pull into the station
in my ford f*150
what do i want to shoplift
i don’t know what to eat
combos to the left of me
and yogos to the right
[pre*chorus]
what should i get
what should i swipe
i’ll take whatever i like

[chorus]
’cause i’m a cheap ass thief
been all my life
cheap ass thief
and i’m not that bright

cheap ass thief
and i’m really old
cheap ass thief
this geezer’s a pro

[verse 2]
a dirty, cheap and mighty dumb thief
that’s just who i am
this is peasantry 101
understand?

[pre*chorus]
i’ll pick up some crackers
hide them from sight
pick up a chip bag
the money is tight
the man won’t cash me out
cause he don’t know what went down
[chorus]
’cause i’m a cheap ass thief
been all my life
cheap ass thief
and i’m not that bright

cheap ass thief
and i’m really old
cheap ass thief
watch me get owned

- gas station encounters lyrics

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