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please don't kill me, daniel! - george gonzález lyrics

i met this guy named daniel once
who had this rather striking confidence
he said, “if god gave me the command, i would k!ll you right here”
he went on to say he’d rather not
but he sort of said it as an afterthought
and so, i left that trader joe’s before god could appear

kids will say the darndest things
when you promise them a pair of wings

i read that back in the eighties
this super out of touch first lady
told everyone that it’s easy to just say no
and i’m not sure what she was smoking
because if in my life, i’ve learned just one thing
it’s that it all goes a lot more smoothly if you do as you’re told

and kids don’t care what their t*shirts say
it’s not like anyone reads them anyway

just because the seatbelt light turns off
doesn’t mean the whole cabin can just stand up at once
that’s why everything that you need is built right into your chair
remember: flight attendants are in charge of you
even though they bring you peanuts and cranberry juice
so keep your seatbelt tight across your lap in case we hit some rough air
kids can start to cry at thirty thousand feet
but that makes a lot of sense if you ask me

- george gonzalez lyrics

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