espresso (but it's about d&d) - ginny di lyrics
[chorus]
now you’re
playing two gnomes in a trenchcoat
not allowed, i don’t think so
you can’t adopt every kobold
’cause the dm says so
lining up peasants all in a row
hand them a spear and say, “go”
no you can’t use that broken combo
’cause the dm says so
[verse 1]
no you cannot
just have advantage
sweet talk your way
to double damage
and i have this pc
and i wonder sometimes
if you join the game
just for the war crimes
[bridge]
i’m only tryna play it for ya
just want a fun game day it for ya
cast spells, just melee it for ya
stop tryna break the game up for ya
i gave my sat*rday up for ya
[chorus]
now you’re
playing two gnomes in a trenchcoat
not allowed, i don’t think so
you can’t adopt every kobold
’cause the dm says so
lining up peasants all in a row
hand them a spear and say, “go”
no you can’t use that broken combo
’cause the dm says so
(holy sh*t)
not allowed, i don’t think so
[verse 2]
you show up late (la*ate)
for one more session
you’ll be rolling saves (sa*aves)
at my discretion
your twisted humor
it comes out too often
my npc (pc)
don’t deserve a coffin
[bridge]
i’m only tryna play it for ya
just want a fun game day it for ya
cast spells, just melee it for ya
stop tryna break the game up for ya
i gave my sat*rday up for ya
(roll initiative)
[chorus]
now you’re
playing two gnomes in a trenchcoat
not allowed, i don’t think so
you can’t adopt every kobold
’cause the dm says so
lining up peasants all in a row
hand them a spear and say, “go”
no you can’t use that broken combo
because the dm says so
trying to loot the corpse of a ghost
not allowed, i don’t think so
can’t just invent the torpedo (oh*oh*oh)
’cause the dm says so (woah*oh*oh)
making sushi out of merfolk (sushi, oh no no!)
not allowed, i don’t think so
can’t use an imp as your ammo
’cause the dm says so
[outro]
not allowed, i don’t think so
(mm*mm)
’cause the dm says so
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