lights! camera!! action verb!!! - grammaropolis lyrics
noun
help!
aaaaah!
calling all units! calling all units!
there’s a noun stuck in a burning building and he can’t jump **
he’s too scared to take action
roger, roger… this is sergeant do*nuttin’…
we just arrived at the donut shop. we can be there in…
hold on… 45 minutes. over
that will be too late…
fear not noun
i’m on my way
‘cause i’m an action verb
and i take action!
now!
lights! camera!! action verb!!!
i arrive at the scene of a burning building
alas, on the third story is a noun, and he says…
i can’t do anything!
yes you can! ** i entreat him
i can what?
you can…
jump to safety!
splat. oops
on second thought, maybe you should try to run down the stairs… yes!
or you can swing to safety from thе lamppost
but no matter what you do
when therе’s a fire…
then you must stop
drop
and roll…
no matter what you do
you must take action!
so be an action hero
woman, man!
yes, you must strive for
quick retraction of inaction
yes, they’re big words
ah, but i’m sure you understand
you must be
taking action, making action
all of the time
always have adventure in mind
yes! i’m taking action, making action
all of the time
whatever you seek, you shall find
‘cause you’re an action verb!
yes, an action verb!
it may sound absurd
but you’re an action verb!
so you can see, hear, dance, sing, meow, swoon, love, cry…
sometimes it exhausts me…
cut! that’s a wrap. everybody take five
great! i will spend my time wisely and exercise, comb my hair, and gaze into the mirror
forthwith i shall skip to my room and open the door…
action verb
oh, excuse me. wrong dressing room
no worries, man. you’re here, come in, just be…
who are you? i don’t mean to intrude…
dude, i’m a linking verb. be like me. express a state of being, man
i am… confused
exactly, man! you = confused. when you hear a verb you can replace with an equals sign…
that’s me, man. i’m all about equality, man
i love equality!
right on, brother ** then let’s all hold hands and sing in harmony. here we go…
i = happy
i’m happy man, ‘cause the sky is blue
the sky = blue
then let’s go and see it!
=why the hurry? the noun is safe
the noun = safe
then let’s go do something profound!
now there you go…
profound = love
profundity is love, man
beware and hide! i see the adverb coming
you sound worried about being modified, man. just let it be, be who you are
but i = action!
if that’s your satisfaction, man, go do your thing
goodbye! we can link up later
i… feel… groovy!
pr*noun
aaaaah! help!!
oh my! a damsel in distress!
calling all units! calling all units!
there’s a pr*noun stuck in a tall tree and she won’t budge **
she’s too scared to take action
golly gee
i’m a she
stuck in a tree
such misery
could thee be the he
for me?
could it be that she
is the pr*noun for me?
‘cause i’m a lonely verb
but i take action!
always!
lights! camera!! action verb!!!
i arrive at the foot of a massive tree
hanging from the end of the tallest branch is a pr*noun
and she says…
i can’t do anything!
yes, you can, m’lady!
but i’m scared!
never fear!
i am here!
and you are…
beautiful, pr*noun
oh, save me, action verb!
before i go splat under this tree…
i will rescue you
we will ride off into the sunset
and i will call you… you
ooh!
i’ll be your action verb
i will be transitive
or maybe intransitive
i will be all that you ask me to be…
i shall save you with my transitive verb powers
i shall throw you the rope
i shall offer you my hand
and i shall regale you with tales of my past glory
nay! i’ll not be saved by a verb who passes his action onto an object
am i just an object to you?
(gasps)
nay! perhaps my intransitive verb powers…
are what m’lady longs to see?
“yes please!” ** says she
then do not weep…
you set me free!
then leap to me
leap, m’lady
(sigh)
wheee!
awww! my back!
i… got you!
sing with me!
frankly, my dear…
no matter what you do
you must take action!
so be an action hero
woman, man!
yes, you must strive for
quick retraction of inaction
yes, they’re big words
ah, but i’m sure you understand
you must be
taking action, making action
all of the time
always have adventure in mind
yes! i’m taking action, making action
all of the time
whatever you seek, you shall find
‘cause you’re an action verb!
yes, an action verb!
it may sound absurd
but you’re an action verb!
so you can see, hear, dance, sing, meow, swoon, love, cry… kiss? see, hear, dance, sing meow, swoon, love, cry, kiss?!?
kiss me, action verb!
(kissing sound)
linking verb
i now pr*noun you he and she, man…
(clapping)
my, that’s a lot of applause…
thank you, thank you so much, thank you so much
and give it up for my co*star, the pr*noun!
oh! thank you!
lights! camera!! action verb!!!
lights! camera!! action verb!!!
lights! camera!! action verb!!!
lights! camera!! **
** action verb! we meet again. prepare to be modified
alas! an adverb. do your worst…
very well, then… quickly
quickly?!?
you must be
taking action, making action
all of the time
always have adventure in mind
woo!
stop! now… slowly
(gasps!)
slowly!!!…
(getting sleepy)
making action, taking action
all of the time
huh?
(almost asleep)
whatever you seek, you shall find
‘cause you’re an action verb!
an action verb!
pssst!
wake up!
lights, camera, action verb…
action verb…
(snore)
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