before we eat - gregory benjamin lyrics
track 7
if i had to decide between food or s*x but i could
only pick one for the rest of my life
i would turn into a hermit and h**rder at the same
time
it would be newspapers and turtlenecks everywhere
not sure if i’m getting ready to m*st*rbate or
write a novel but i’m hungry as h*ll
by the third day that’s when i’m going
to know i got a real one, because she gonna
slip some cherries in her coochie for me
shе looks down at me and says
“watch them pits playboy, you musty.”
men sеx is like the newspaper, depending on the
section, i might not want to read it
women s*x is like breakfast, it doesn’t matter to
what time it is, i’m down to eat it
women have way better s*x, period. that why
they have them
god’s want them to take a break and finish their
novel
god walks in the bathroom, and says “no please
finish. you know, to much of that salami will make your
stomach hurt”
that’s why there are so many chapters in bible
god said ” just name these books after all my children.”
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