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master chief vs captain olimar - gridline studios lyrics

[intro: announcer]
gridline rap battles
master chief
versus
captain olimar!
begin!

[verse 1: captain olimar (mr. tibbs)]
the name’s captain olimar
only employee of any merit
of hocotate freight
long haul shipping to distant planets
yes your looking big and bulky
like a doomsday apparatus
yet it offers the protection of a styrofoam jacket
your shiny armor doesn’t faze me
i’m a freakin’ trooper
i can take crashes better
than a valiant class cruiser
so welcome to your final trial
i’m extremely volatile
i can dweevil like the guile
of you washing off the shower tile

[verse 2: master chief (redfriction)]
on a physical level
you couldn’t even beat cortana
i’ll break your ass open
like a veggie filled piñata
too bad you don’t save ’til night
you’ll be askin’ for a checkpoint
i’ll shred your puny army down faster
than a gattling groink
i’m the shining star of games
you’re an obscure clay mold
i’m the badass in the industry
you’re as harmless as a wogpole
there’s no limit to my casualties
call me the camo wollywog
turn back now
or you’ll wish that meteor had finished the job
[verse 3: captain olimar (mr. tibbs)]
okay let’s make this clear
you are really not scary
what everyone is scared of
are those giant ass guns that you carry
so stop stompin’ around
you look like a godd*mn mamuta
with a rocky outside and the interior
of a pupa
i make species go extinct
with a fl!ck of the wrist and a carrot
instead i’m battling buzz lightyear
who thinks that he’s a green beret

[verse 4: master chief (redfriction)]
your fatass friend’s a lot smarter than you
he’ll run away from the danger
which you choose to pursue
but no your not brave more accurately
a coward, nothing but a pik*tator
just extorting your powers
your thirty days are up
and your rhyme support is failing
you have triggered the bad ending
you have zero days remaining
[outro: announcer]
who won?
guess who’s next!
give us suggestions!
*pikman noises*
gridline rap battles!

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