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ninja vs jeffy - guardianrb lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of english!
tyler blevins!
versus!
jeffy jeffy!
begin!

[verse 1: ninjashyper ([taigatonic])
nice to meet you jeffy! yeah, you can call me tyler
gamer of the world. i’m ninja, you’re hyper!
unless you got some d*ck pics, then you better f*cking listen kid
cease and desist? nah i’ll make you cease to exist!
you big b*tch, your head is so far up your ass
that you left your whole d*mn cast with a hand stuck up their ass (yuh!)
grab some weapons, wreck em, yeah i leave ‘em dead in seconds
all your parents ever managed was emotional damage
and yet i’d take your fam out first cuz i know they won’t last
i one pump your mom then go shockwave yo dad
take my cart and go smash in yo twin til she’s down
like her helmet, snagged a win and one more victory royale!
your mom grabbed a pack of cigarettes and smoked away
now feeb’s all the ash filling up yo mama’s tray
no reboot van can save her or that dying brand no more
the only smash hit you’ve had since is your sister getting ran over!

[verse 1: jeffy ([danii] & ninjashyper ([taigatonic])
you wanna see my pencil?
what?
you wanna see my pencil? it even looks like you
i keep it up my nose, wear a helmet just in case
but even that can’t stop the brain rot that you cause to your fanbase
man, you play fortnite all day and night, why?
take notes from tito and uh… go outside
uh… switch to festival, you need to practice some solos
i got a keyboard that won’t break in rage, a cat piano!
i’ve seen your books in class, most cringey sh*t i’ve seen
that sh*t makes me glad that i can’t f*cking read
if you think you are an icon, then you’re f*cking high b*tch
so f*ck you, f*ck rap, and f*ck your fortnite skin
[verse 2: ninjashyper ([taigatonic])
eaaaahhh, you’re p*ssing me off
eaaaahhh, you blow more than your mom
eaaaahh, ah god d*mn it, i f*cking lost it!
kid this is why you are f*cking adopted!!!!!!!! [transformation]

[verse 1: ninja ([jofinity])
hey chat! this battle, you don’t wanna miss
trust me, my bars are seriously intense
hey, thanks for the prime, but this kid is long past his
he could spew a lot of bits and i still wouldn’t watch his vids
i cannot stand that yelling, actors gotta change their ways
if i lived by logan, i’d move over more than thirtyacres away!
you gained your fame from your ableist rage!
now it’s fading away like a low taper fade! (low taper fadeeeee)
you know what’s crazy is that, the low taper fade, like meme is s* dude it is still massive
[door knock]
who the f*ck is that?

[verse 2: jeffy/j*fee ([danii])

jeffy: what’s up ninja
you need a guide to rhyming, so let jeffy flow and rap
i can give a rim job too if ya wanna run a track
you can’t hide from your past, motherf*cker i see through you
i feel like i’ll contract cancer standing 5 feet near you
yeah i’m ableist, able to do what the f*ck i want, b*tch
while mixer was the one controlling your fat ass like puppets
man, out of all the places, that’s where you chose to stream?
they were pulling more strings than a plate of f*cking green beans
next time you get ligma, i just hope you f*cking die
you are just the one ninja that never wants to hide
so instead of using your fans to build your wealth
go make like my emo phase and ki*

- guardianrb lyrics

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