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nitro-burnin' funny bong - gwar lyrics

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ahh, sweet youth
the joys of becoming a teenage prost-tute
or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
? til i got stuck on this planet and got hooked

on the weed and the crack and the booze
and the pills and the speed
and the s-x and the mud and blood and the sh-t

let’s go hit the
nitro-burning funny bong
just one hit, your life goes wrong
nitro-burning funny bong
another stupid stoner song

fat and lame
the claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
by a bong, and a schl-ng
yes, now we have all seen how games can go wrong

my brains filled with bees and my c-ck is diseased
laden with pus, it hangs well past my knees
a swarm of narcotics could get me through this
my manager’s gonna be p-ssed

let’s go hit the
nitro-burning funny bong
just one hit, your life goes wrong
nitro-burning funny bong
another stupid stoner song

oh, can you take it, yeah, do a monster
oh, can you deal with it?
we won’t respect you
unless you get high with the boys

now i’m old, strapped in my cell as i cultivate mold
in the twilight of my years, i am still a drug addict
i’m sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong i live like a king

but you know that i act like a f-ggot
once was a warrior, now just a sponge
high all the time got a d-ck like a muskellunge
my glorious destiny it turned to sh-t

can i get another hit?
from the nitro-burning funny bong
just one hit, your life goes wrong
nitro-burning funny bong
another stupid stoner song

oh, can you take it, yeah, do a monster
oh, can you deal with it?
we won’t respect you
unless you get high with the boys

- gwar lyrics

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