lirik lagu garnetts homemade beer – stan rogers
garnett’s homemade beer
1. oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight,
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
when a score of men were turned quite green
by the sc-mmiest ale you’ve ever seen
chorus:
god d-mn them all,
i was told this beer was worth its weight in gold
we’d feel no pain, shed no tears,
but it’s a foolish man who shows no fear
at a gl-ss of garnett’s homemade beer.
2. now garnett rogers cried the town
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
for 20 brave men all m-s-ch-sts who
would taste for him his homemade brew.
3. this motley crew were a sickening sight
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
there was caveman dave with his eyes in bags
he’d a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.
4. we hadn’t been there but an hour or two
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
when a voice said “give me some homemade brew”
as steeleyed stan hove into view.
5. now steeleyed stand was a frightening man
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
he was eight foot tall and four foot wide
said “p-ss that jug or i’ll tan your hide.
6. stan took one sip and pitched on his side
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs
and his breath set fire to both me legs.
7. now here i am with my 23rd beer
(how i wish i’d never tried it now,)
it’s six long years since i felt this way
on the night before my wedding day.
see also bartpriv
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