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faker song - hamish & andy lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m going to see a naughty movie, yeah, and it’s rated
r, r
the doctor put a paddle pop stick in my mouth and he made me say
ah, ah
how do i spell the word “richard”, does it start with a j or a
r, r
i had to take the train this morning cause the mechanics still got my
car, car

[chorus]
the last line was cr*p
we should’ve stuck to the original joke format
the lines ending in r were quite funny
but we ruined it with the car line unfortunately
[verse 2]
i was hammering a nail, i missed and hit my thumb
ow, ow (we’re back)
the alphabet has 25 letters if you don’t include the
r, r
i’m a slightly g*y pirate, instead of “r” i say
arr, arr
my grandma gave me a boiled lolly, i took it and i said
ta, ta

[chorus]
last line was cr*p
we should’ve stuck to the original joke format
the lines ending in r were quite funny
but the grandma line stuffed it royally

[outro]
that’s it, we’re out, can’t be trusted with the format

- hamish andy lyrics

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