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i'm a bum - happy campers lyrics

sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon
oppourtunity is knockin but i can’t open the door
cause i’m sh-t faced drunk p-ssed out on the kitchen floor
i’m a b-m
wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if i gotta work for it i’d rather take a nap
i can eat, i can sleep, i can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, i still wouldn’t go
i’m a b-m
i’m a b-m
sit around all day
and i get nothin’ done
i’m a b-m
i’m a b-m
that’s right
i’m a b-m
the b–b tube replaced the dog
as man’s best friend
doesn’t sh-t on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
i’d escape the life of bein’ an average joe
til’ then i’ll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon

- happy campers lyrics

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