a well known fact - harvey schmidt lyrics
[michael, spoken]
women, you see, are different from men. they look marvelous when they’re young, but then when a woman achieves her matronly station, there begins a certain process of, well… deterioration. now, just a minute, let me finish!
it’s a well known fact that a man is more attractive the older that he grows
(sung)
he’s like a late october rose
he’s noticed everywhere he goes
it’s the strangest thing
but a man is more distinguished
as time starts sliding by
although i really don’t know why
i couldn’t change it if i try
unfortunate… may be
but changeable it’s not
men of forty go to town
women go to pot
it’s a well known fact
that a man is more attractive
with each p-ssing year
he gets more and more attractive
and the girls react
it’s a well known fact!
when a man is under 21, he is not worth a d-mn
he thinks that he’s a tiger, but he’s really just a lamb
he growls. he roars. he wears his trousers tight
but he’s like that no-good hound of ours: all bark, no bite!
when a man is under 31, he’s like domestic beer
he has a certain body, but he doesn’t have it here
(michael points to his head.)
he wheels. he deals. he doesn’t spare expense
but he’s like the national budget: all bills, no sense!
but when a man is 41
he’s entering his prime
delightfully witty, still he’s wise
for he’s stood the test of time!
[dance break]
it’s a well known fact that a man is more attractive
with each p-ssing year he gets more and more attractive
and the girls react
it’s a well known fact!
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