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happy appy vs turning red - rap battle - hazelmoth lyrics

happy appy

hi! it’s happy appy, setting foot in this match
don’t touch that dial, ‘cus i’m running it back!
i’ve got an exercise to show, so let’s get experimental
tonight —********be seeing you at the temple

watchers rejoice! handing dubs like a passport
check the cc, and i’ll give you a [crash course]
i’d never pass an opportunity to teach kids
so happy appy’s here to crush your dreams, like ming did

children, open up your appy apps!
today’s appetizers are some appy raps!
that’s the facts! aren’t i just a natural?
[a bomb has just struck ontario’s capital]

mei lee

i dunno why you’re here barking those lips
targetеd towards kids, also targeting kids
here’s thе gist, if my name is mei lee, maybe
i must assume i’m really good at melee, baby

n0body’s getting in your van, you pr*ck
can it with the d*mn threats, granny smith
you’re demented, fermented, a pansy to burn
no hidden gem, just an amber alert
jammin’ with the gals and boys, you wish you had my popularity
there’s n0body like u? im boutta parry a parody
knock a rotten clay doll with awful fables
right off of cable, and into therapy

happy appy

h*h*h*hi it’s happy appy! reading rights like miranda
don’t touch that dial! i’m running her back up—***

freeze motherf*cker! i gotcha, red handed!
pandemonium so bad, fcc had to ban it
this apple owned you, i’m hurtin’ heads
taking shots, now you’re turning red

this prowler powers through your finest hour
leave networks fallin’ like cn tower
dropped a d*mn dome on their domes, you’re delirious!
full stop, b*tch, i’ll end this like a period

mei lee

gloves off, scares don’t work with the redhead
you’ll fall from your tree to the worms on your deathbed

get bent! push me, i’ll push your core out
like a storm cloud when i raise the roof like 4town!
slam you in the ground if you wanna see an earthquake
i’m so fly, you never had airtime in the first place
so professor, hows a fruit got beef with noggin
i predict you’re a disaster for all creepypastas
the winner of this match, now that the battle has ended
a crime was committed, hope you ain’t bad with forenziks

- hazelmoth lyrics

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