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end of the world - henry phillips lyrics

[intro]
(thank you)

[verse 1]
well, i was flipping through the channels on my tv set last night
and then i came across this tv preacher guy
and he was talking about some profecies
and i think i heard him say
that tomorrow was the end of the world

[verse 2]
so then i went into my kitchen and i reached for that top shelf
and i grabbed the finnest whiskey i could find
’cause there’s no need to save the finer things for later anymore
since tomorrow is the end of the world
[verse 3]
and then i got into my car and i drove down to a street corner
and i asked some dude where i could score some blow
then i went up to the prettiest hooker i could find
and asked if i could do a line of coke of her v*g*n*

[verse 4]
well, much to my surprise, she said she didn’t have a v*g*n*
and much to my surprise i didn’t care
’cause there’s no need for you to not be getting trans*xual hookers anymore
since tomorrow is the end of the world

[verse 5]
so have a smoke, shoot some smack, kick a little kid in the face
steal somebody’s groceries
’cause there’s no need to not be a grocerie*stealing*little*kid*in*the*face*kicking*smacking*shooting*smoking*tranny*hooker*getting*whatever*the*f*ck*else*i*said guy anymore
since tomorrow is the end of the world

[verse 6]
when i woke up this morning i took a look around
and of course i saw that everything was fine
but i’m still gonna call and thank that televangelist preacher dude
because i had myself a f*ckin’ good time

(thanks, that’s a true story)

- henry phillips lyrics

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