drive thru (intermission) - hillkash lyrics
[customer: auden lee hillman]
hi, can i just get um, a double quarter*pounder meal?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
ah, yeah sure what size was that?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
ah, just medium thank you
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
coke for the drink?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
no, could i get, for the drink could i get, do you still have the, um…
could i get an oreo mcflurry but for the drink?
does it work like that?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
ah, sorry the mcflurry machine is broken
[customer: auden lee hillman]
ah shh, ahh sorry. um, okay, then just
ah, then just a fanta, thank you
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
that’s, ah, uh, sorry, sunkist?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
no, fanta please
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
oh, we don’t sell fanta, but we sell sunkist
do you want a sunkist?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
why are you laughing?
you could say it without laughing
but yeah just a sunkist instead, thank you
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
just had a rough day, alright
just trying to, trying to cope, trying to be a little bit*
[customer: auden lee hillman]
yeah, well, so have i–
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
hi, this is mcdonald’s. can i take– oh, i think i…
[customer: auden lee hillman]
what the h*ll?
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
cut off the wrong…
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
look, raj i’m sorry, i’m on
i’m taking this man’s order
please get off the line
[customer: auden lee hillman]
this is amateur hour
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
i’m just in training right now, so…
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
just get off the line. turn off your mic, please
[customer: auden lee hillman]
can you tell this guy i want a fanta, please
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
that’ll be $6.99…
[customer: auden lee hillman]
$6.99?
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
come right back–
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
that’s, no, that’s the wrong price
you told him the wrong price
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
oh, i hit the wrong–
[customer: auden lee hillman]
can i pay by cash?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
ah, sure
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
you can pay cash and card
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
rajan again it’s my customer…
[customer: auden lee hillman]
i have to pay by both?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
please f*ck off
just f*ck off
[customer: auden lee hillman]
can i just get a double cheeseburger
oh, sorry, a double quarter pounder meal
and an oreo mcflurry as the drink
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
is that a large?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
please
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
what size was that sir?
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
what kind, oh–
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
rajan please, what’d i say? head office, alright?
be on your case immediately
sorry sir, was that a large?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
large, please
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
great, good, i was hoping you’d say that
[customer: auden lee hillman]
what the…
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
ah, coke for the drink?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
coke? i said i wanted a f*cking mcflurry for the drink, please
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
i said the machine’s broken, mate
[customer: auden lee hillman]
uh, sorry, sunkist, no fanta. is that right?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
oh, we do that first one. we don’t do that second one
[customer: auden lee hillman]
oh you don’t…sunkist is the only option?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
sunkist is, but that other thing you said i don’t know what that is. we don’t sell that
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
hey guys…
[customer: auden lee hillman]
what if i don’t want*
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
who is this ugly as f*ck dude in the driveway right now?
[customer: auden lee hillman]
excuse me?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
your mic’s on…your mic’s on…your mic’s on
[customer: auden lee hillman]
what the h*ll? can i speak to a manager or someone in charge?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
i am the manager
[manager: whyskar]
i am the manager
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
oh, he is. sorry
[customer: auden lee hillman]
yeah, there was somebody interrupting the order i’m trying to make constantly and i don’t know if he works here or whatever but he’s being extremely unprofessional
[manager: whyskar]
please drive through to the next window
[customer: auden lee hillman]
okay? is he going to be there if i drive through? because i don’t feel safe
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
…how big that guy’s belly is
[customer: auden lee hillman]
can you hear him? and what he’s saying? fire him
[worker 2: rajan ram prakash]
he ugly as f*ck
[customer: auden lee hillman]
alright, i’m driving through to the next window and if he’s there he’s in trouble
[manager: whyskar]
thank you, sir
*gunshot*
[customer: auden lee hillman]
h*llo
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
h*llo, yeah, i’ve um…that other gentleman you were having trouble with earlier. i’ve executed him, so he’s passed away. he’s deceased
[customer: auden lee hillman]
good, good. um, so do you have fanta?
[worker 1: j. sanchez]
what’s that?
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