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mastrabation story - hoodrich$hit lyrics

[intro]
reuel, stop playing with these n*ggas

[chorus]
let me tell you ’bout this one time on p*rnhub
i saw this one thumbnail i liked, so i had to scroll up
i cl!cked on that vid and i prayed it wasn’t f*cked up
but then ten minutes in, they stuck a cucumber up her b*tt
and sh*t started bleeding so i quickly tried to cl!ck off
but then the girl moaned “daddy, f*ck me with your big c*ck!”
so then i panicked and i threw my phone on the f*ckin’ floor
i was thinkin’ “how the f*ck could she stick that cucumber up her hole?”

[verse]
i wonderin’ “how the f*ck could someone ever be such a wh0re?”
but i snapped myself together and i quickly turned my phone off
i was also kinda mad ’cause i was still halfway hard
so i decided to myself that i wasn’t gonna give up on the nut today
so i turned my phone back on and decided i need to nut today
i decided i should try something different, so i turned on some hentai
i needed to beat my d*ck to some anime [?]
but i realized what the f*ck i was sayin’ and i was thinkin’ “why!?”
why the f*ck do i need to beat my d*ck every mother f*ckin’ day?
i stared at my c*ck and my c*ck looked back in shame
i stood up and looked in the mirror like “god d*mn”
will i ever get some p*ssy on my c*ck? i said “god d*mn”
i picked up my phone and i watched that f*ckin’ hentai
i beat my d*ck and i finished before that f*ckin’ old guy
and i stared at my hand like i mother f*ckin’ died
’cause deep down i think a big part of me f*ckin’ died
i stared at my c*ck for an hour and 45
then i took some time and continued on with my day
i beat my d*ck so much, i think i’m f*ckin’ g*y
god dammit, bruh, i think i might actually be g*y
[chorus]
let me tell you ’bout this one time on p*rnhub
i saw this one thumbnail i liked, so i had to scroll up
i cl!cked on that vid and i prayed it wasn’t f*cked up
but then ten minutes in, they stuck a cucumber up her b*tt
and sh*t started bleeding so i quickly tried to cl!ck off
but then the girl moaned “daddy, f*ck me with your big c*ck!”
so then i panicked and i threw my phone on the f*ckin’ floor
i was thinkin’ “how the f*ck could she stick that cucumber up her hole?”

- hoodrichhit lyrics

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