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mr. boobhat - irishtoothache lyrics

verse 1:
[?] with mr. b00bhat, do that
he’s been my idol ever since he gave the graduation speech at my high school
he jumped to the stage, i forget what he said
but i do remember that he had breast’s on his head
the rest of his head was all covered in hat
but the breast’s on his head, they were better than that
they were better than math, and they were better than reading
but worse than real breast’s when it came to breast feeding
please, give the dude respect, he grew two b00b’s on his hat you haven’t grown one yet
mr. b00bhat moves so nice (so nice)
do you think you can do that twice (that twice)
i don’t believe in this dude with the hat with the b00bs
doesn’t matter, he believes in you
so get down on your knees, and pray one day you cross paths with
m*r*b double o*b hat (b hat)

verse 2:
(talk about it)
i remember this just like it was yesterday
i met the man who just refused to put his breast’s away
and i confess, i pray, ’cause here came a stranger with a hat so amazing, lookin’ like an angel
with the mammary payload, he’s the reason why i rhyme
he inspired me to put away my life of crime
and so every single day i have to give him thanks
as he passed [?] not to rob that bank
and if you’d want to fight a round with him i wouldn’t try it
i heard the man stopped a d*mn rodney king riot
[?] and somehow we’re just [?] and it just calms you in a way i can’t quite describe
and you think all the girl’s would be catching feelings
seeing b00b’s that we’re 30 times more appealing
but somehow all the ladies just pass him by
he’s got the only pair of tit’s that won’t give the stink eye, and that’s why
chorus:
mr. b00bhat, he’s so smooth
that’s why you need to just look at those b00b’s on his b00bhat
he grew b00b’s on his hat for you ( he grew b00b’s on his hat for you)
mr. b00bhat, he’s so cool
everyone seems to just look at those b00b’s on his b00bhat
and mr. b00bhat just grooves

verse 3:
yeah, he’s got b00b’s on his hat got a logo on ’em
he won 7 different grammy awards in ’83 for his debut album your breast’s on my head
then he rescued that mexican kid from that shed
ooh. he’s so special
ooh, he’s so fresh, he’s got b00b’s in the front and on the back he’s got mesh
and unless you got to see them with your own eyes
and touched those hat breast’s ’till you wanted to cry
then you’d probably think i’m lying maybe stretching the truth
but watch what happens to you when you see this man groove
and groove to the beat, and the beat don’t stop
’cause the beat’s in his head and the b00b’s are on top
so bop your head to the beat with mr. b00bhat [?]
with that smile on his face, and that glimmer in his eye
and that big beautiful pair of 32 d b00b’s, bouncing up and down as he grooves, and grooves, and grooves

chorus:
mr. b00bhat, he’s so smooth
that’s why you need to just look at those b00b’s on his b00bhat
he grew b00b’s on his hat for you ( he grew b00b’s on his hat for you)
mr. b00bhat, he’s so cool
everyone seems to just look at those b00b’s on his b00bhat
and mr. b00bhat just grooves
verse 4:
mr. b00bhat, you’re p*ssing on my shoe jack
but i don’t mind, no, i’ll keep letting you do that
’cause you have a pair of knocker’s flopping down you head like dog ear’s
and in a couple of dog year’s, we’ll sit and reminisce about the time you took a bullet for me
the doctors had to do reconstructive surgery
to reconstruct you knee, and then you gave me free, sandwiches for free
they were delicious b*tches
stop the music, he’s so smooth
[?]are needed when we talk about b00b’s on his b00bhat
can you imagine that, areola’s so perfect they pop out like a top hat
stop that, but they stick out pretty far
he just needs to duck his head to get tip’s at the titty bar
then he drops back, and the curtain closes
and everybody’s feindin’ for the breast exposure
his top is topless, his hat’s obnoxious
but you can’t hate a hat with such gorgeous knocker’s
i’d probably cop it, i’d love to rock it
but i’d probably pop wood out of my left hand pocket
the way to stop it, would be to knock it
off my d*mn head, ’cause i just can’t drop it
my hand’s are locked their, not unlocking
a hat with this power is downright shocking (mr. lobaloba)

chorus:
mr. b00bhat, he’s so smooth (mr. lobaloba)
that’s why you need to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat (mr. b00bhat)
he grew b00bs on his hat for you ( he grew b00bs on his hat for you)
mr. b00bhat, he’s so cool (very fantastic, its mr. lobaloba, mr., mr. b00b)
everyone seems to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat (mr. b00bhat he’s very fantastic, mr. lobaloba)
and mr. b00bhat just grooves (mr., mr., mr.,
mr. b00bhat, he’s so smooth
that’s why you need to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat
he grew b00bs on his hat for you ( he grew b00bs on his hat for you)
mr. b00bhat, he’s so cool
everyone seems to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat
and mr. b00bhat just grooves

mr. b00bhat, he’s so smooth
that’s why you need to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat
he grew b00bs on his hat for you ( he grew b00bs on his hat for you)
mr. b00bhat, he’s so cool
everyone seems to just look at those b00bs on his b00bhat
and mr. b00bhat just grooves

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