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winking your blues away - ivor biggun lyrics

all those lonely blues songs, you might feel that you wrote ’em
you might be sad and think that life has kicked you in the scr*t*m
be brave and wipe that teardrop from your eye
there’s one more remedy you can try

w*nking your blues away
w*nking your blues away
if you haven’t had a promise
and you haven’t got a sister or a wife
and your brother’s not keen
you can get to the promised land
the answer’s right there in your hand
try w*nking to the rhythm of life

it’s a source of some amus*m*nt
that thе craft of self*abus*m*nt
was invеnted, so it’s thought
by the greeks and the westphalians
perfected by australians
developed by the welsh into a competitive sport

w*nking your blues away
w*nking your blues away
shirt on the floor
one hand and a metronome
and lots of boogie*woogie
the cowman sits there on his farm
with loads of blisters on his arm
w*nking ’til the cows come home
it’s time to take your trousers down
lock the door and go to town
you can wipe away your frown and w*nk your blues away
don’t worry that you’ll lose your sight
make the world seem g*y and bright
w*nkers of the world unite and w*nk your blues away

w*nking your blues away
w*nking your blues away
it’s a harmless hobby, it’s what your right arm’s for
and not for drinking lager
the basic kit for m*st*rbation
is a plinker and a hand and imagination
keep w*nking ’til you just can’t w*nk no more
but don’t forget to close the bathroom door

- ivor biggun lyrics

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