
the winning sperm - jacob mondry lyrics
[verse 1]
thank you mom, and thank you dad
for that one incredible night you had
way way back in 1992
it meant the world to me, literally
[chorus]
so light the candles and let them burn
raise a glass to our hundred year term
to all my brothers i hope you get a turn
signed yours truly, the winning sperm
[verse 2]
when i was in high school
i wasn’t very fast
but if you think about it
we’re the fastest in our class
think of all the millions who didn’t win first place
i guess you could say, we won the human race
[chorus]
so light the candles and let them burn
raise a glass to our hundred year term
to all my brothers i hope you get a turn
[outro]
signed yours truly the winning
signed yours truly, i’m swimming
signed yours truly, the winning sperm
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