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i always, always, never get my man - jane krakowski lyrics

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[countess]
once i wooed a swede named bjorn
had his maid bring tea each morn
turns out h*rny bjorn, he loved serving p*rn
and poof went my plan
i am beautiful and clever
and i always, always never get my man

there was tex who traded stocks
hired a girl to don his socks
and when texy’s socks led to s*xy talks
i was out on my can
give my all to each endeavor
and i always, always never get my man

fell in love with cole’s 1930 rolls
dreaming i would be his bride
but when his chauffeur turned out to be a her
they both took me for a ride

seems l’ll never end this curse
’cause now my doctor has his nurse
and what’s worse, the nurse wants me to disperse
like dust from a fan
so i hope you had your fun
but the fact is, girl ‘ya done
’cause this time, hon
oh, this time hon
yeah, this time hon
i am gonna, gonna get my man!

- jane krakowski lyrics

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