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the real lady shady - jardi j lyrics

[jardi j]:
“may i have your attention please?
may i have your attention please?
will the real jardi please stand up?
i repeat
will the real jardi please stand up?
we’re gonna have a problem here”

y’all acting like you ain’t seen a mixed person before
eyes wide, jaws drop, brains all on the floor
like granny just kicked the door, wildin’ out hardcore
chucked me through the blinds, now i’m part of the décor (ugh)
it’s the comeback of, “wait, hold up, you kiddin’?, shе didn’t just spit that? no way—b*tch’s trippin’.”
and s.o said—
“nothin’, fool, selena’s dead, shе’s duct*taped, gagged in the bas*m*nt” (ha*ha)

twitter feminists hate me, but half still chase me
cl!ck*clack*clack, jardi’s crazy,” they praise me
“look at her, walkin’ ‘round, talkin’ foul, actin’ shady,”
“yeah, but she’s hot though, psycho’s kinda tasty,”
yeah, my screws rattle loose like dice in a cup
but no worse than your parents when they’re twisted up
sometimes i wanna hijack prime time, go nuts
but tom green’s dry*humpin’ carcasses, and that’s art, bruh

“my b*tt’s on your lips, my b*tt’s on your lips,”
and if you’re lucky, might just earn a little kiss
that’s the lesson schools give to little kids
then act shocked when they google what a cl*toris is
of course they know s*x, they binge discovery
sharks eatin’ seals raw, but humans act funny see
we just mammals—some cannibals too
slice a man like a melon, serve his ribs as a stew
so if necrophiles humpin’ moose ain’t taboo
then why the h*ll can’t two dudes say “i do”?
and if you ride how i ride, i got the antidote
ladies, toss ya bras high, scream the chorus—let’s go
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up

“ariana grande doesn’t have to curse on her songs to sell records”
well i do
so f*ck her and f*ck you too
you think i giving a f*ck about her new man
if i was front row at the show
yo, i woulda hopped on staged and mooned them
“but jay, what if you win? wouldn’t it be weird?”
why?, so they could finally let female rappers speak this year?
so they could sit me next to
jay*z’s hair?
beyoncé better switch me chairs
so i could sit between drake and kendrick laminar
and hear them argue over who
made the diss track so far
i’m sick of you tryna be shady clones
i won’t be dethroned
watch these peons just get peed on
and there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me
who just don’t give a f*ck like me
dress like me
dye their hair blonde like me
they might be the next big thing but not quite me
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up

i’m like a acid trip to listen through
sayin’ the type of sh*t you whisper when your homies sittin’ in the living room
difference is, i don’t mumble, i just blurt it raw
ain’t no sugar, no mask, i spit the dirt you saw
i just hop on the mic, unload and ignite it
and whether you deny it or fight it—i still out*write it
better than 99 percent of rappers out livin’
then you ask, “how these kids swallow tracks like prescriptions?”
at this pace, when i’m thirty, i’ll still be obscene
flirtin’ with the nurses, all the women and men on the scene
squeezin’ cheeks with lotion on my palm rehe*rs*d
tryin’ to get him to bust, but the whole box of blue pills won’t work
every chick got a shady in her, quiet but waitin’
she could be baggin’ groceries or fryin’ fries hatin’
or out in the lot, system loud, bass quakin’
windows down, middle finger up, got her shakin’
so will the real crazy please stand up
both nails in the air, middle fingers stuck
and be proud to be wild, deranged, outta control—
now scream it till it rattles every bone in your soul!
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up
i’m lady shady
the only lady shady
all of you other lady’s lost your grace on the way
so won’t the real lady shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
p*please stand up

- jardi j lyrics

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