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the family trip - jhomez lyrics

[verse]
at the family reunion, same spot every year
dumbass cousins, drunk uncles, bad food and cheap beer
i was posted up at the bar, slammin’ cold ones
when my idiot cousin rico comes stumblin’ talkin’ dumb
“yo cuz, i got these fire tabs, you gotta try one!”
i thought he meant molly, i was down to get high, son
popped that sh*t in my mouth without even thinkin’
little did i know, that was some real acid i was sinkin’

[chorus]
family reunion turned into a bad trip (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
acid got me f*cked up, this ain’t no kinda bliss (no no no no no)
hallucinating hard, can’t tell what’s real or myth (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
never trust rico with the drugs, lesson learned, i admit (no no no no no)

[verse]
thirty minutes later, the acid kicked in strong
i’m trippin’ b*lls, seein’ sh*t that’s all kinds of wrong
grandma morphеd into a dragon, breathin’ fire an’ screechin’
uncle bob now a goblin, his f*ckin asscheeks bе seepin’
the potato salad on the table started bubblin an’ speakin’
tellin’ me secrets of the universe, all this knowledge it’s leakin’
i stumbled to the bathroom just to get away and hide
but when i looked into the mirror, saw a demon inside
(jesus f*ck!)
[chorus]
family reunion turned into a bad trip (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
acid got me f*cked up, this ain’t no kinda bliss (no no no no no)
hallucinating hard, can’t tell what’s real or myth (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
never trust rico with the drugs, lesson learned, i admit (no no no no no)

[verse]
tried to gather my composure, stepped back to the party
but everything’s distorted, warped and h*lla gnarly
cousin sarah’s pregnant belly busts open like a scene from alien
lil’ baby burst out screamin’, had rico’s stupid face man
the reunion banner melted, turned to blood and guts
spellin’ out “welcome to h*ll,” what the actual f*ck!?
ran away to the woods to escape this wakin’ nightmare
the trees came alive an’ start grabbin’ me by my f*ckin hair! (hair)

[verse]
i crawled away, left a trail of rainbow colored puke
found myself at the feet of a wizard, dude was smokin’ a doob
said “the key to the universe is in yo cousin’s asscrack!”
i said “f*ck that! i’m ain’t goin’ near rico’s hairy back!”
wizard poofed away in a puff of weed smoke an’ glitter
next, i’m surrounded by strippers, my old babysitters
they told me “childhood trauma, let it all come out!”
“b*tch! i just wanted to get high, the f*ck you talkin’ ’bout?!”
[chorus]
family reunion turned into a bad trip (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
acid got me f*cked up, this ain’t no kinda bliss (no no no no no)
hallucinating hard, can’t tell what’s real or myth (f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck)
never trust rico with the drugs, lesson learned, i admit (no no no no no)

[outro]
woke up the next morning, naked, covered in dirt and leaves
what in the f*ck happened? it’s all so hard to believe
stumbled back to the reunion, everything looks normal now
except rico’s head on a stake, f*ckin wasn’t a bad trip somehow
grandma smilin’ by the punch bowl, sippin’ on a cup of blood
uncle bob’s still a goblin though, guess that wasn’t part of the drugs
i slept the whole next day to recover my mental state
i vowed to never trust rico’s stash, no matter the weight

- jhomez lyrics

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