i stepped on a pheasant - jim e. brown lyrics
[verse 1]
i was crossing bonhill street
i heard a sound from under my feet
a squishy sound that i’ll never forget
i looked down, my shoes were bloodied and wet
[chorus]
’cause i, i stepped
on a pheasant, it was unpleasant
it was roadk!ll
it was all bl**dy, it’s guts were spilt
[verse 2]
i lifted my shoe
a string of intestine came up too
some feathers flew in the air
i don’t think anyone noticed or cared
[chorus]
that i, i stepped
on a pheasant, it was unpleasant
poor, poor bird
i stepped on its corpse and i feel remorse
[verse 3]
pheasants are the bird species most likely to be hit by automobiles on uk roads
they are twelve times more likely than other species to end up as roadk!ll
it’s a pity really, considering they are so pretty
no one deserves to die that way
[chorus]
i, i stepped
on a pheasant, it was unpleasant
i stepped on
its remains and squashed its little brain
[verse 4]
i don’t feel good about stepping on that pheasant
as i said, it was very unpleasant
it’s sad to think of all the dead pheasants lying on roads all across the entire united kingdom
[chorus]
i, i stepped
on a pheasant, it was unpleasant
i, eugh
i stepped on a pheasant!
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