
my best friend's a skeleton - joe iconis lyrics
[george]
i met him on a rainy day
i was lost and wand’rin’ around
i heard him comin’ from miles away
’cause his bones make a ruckus
when they hit the ground
he said
[jeremy, spoken]
hi!
[george, (jeremy, spoken)]
that set the pace
and we talked and talked some more (you talked.)
even though he had no face (huh?)
it didn’t matter ’cause we had a rapport
my best friend’s a skeleton
he’s a really stand*up guy
my best friend’s a skeleton
we’ll be friends ’til the day that we die!
[jeremy, spoken]
that’s nice, you say i’m a stand*up guy *
[george, spoken]
why?
[jeremy, spoken]
* even though though i have terrible scoliosis
[george, spoken]
oh, c’mon, don’t be so hard on yourself. it’s not that bad. i mean, you’re a great dancer
[jeremy, spoken]
i’ve been stretching!
[george, spoken]
i can see that. have you been taking dance classes?
[jeremy, spoken]
i’ve taken some tap because… boy, do my feet really sing on the floor
[george, spoken]
oh…
[george, (jeremy)]
we pick up chicks, we go to bars
and we down our shots in a cinch (*whoosh noise*)
we go to cemetaries
to watch the stars
and we talk about the films
of david lynch
[jeremy, spoken]
i love him
[george, (jeremy, spoken)]
we are of a kindred ilk
so we very rarely fight (haha!)
i only get grouchy
when he steals my milk (uh*oh…)
or when it gets cold
in the graveyard at night
[jeremy]
oh, it’s so bone*chilling
in the graveyard at night!
[george, spoken]
alright!
[george]
my best friend’s
[both]
a skeleton
[jeremy, spoken]
yes!
[george (jeremy, spoken)]
and his humor’s really dry (knock, knock!)
my best friend’s a skeleton
we’ll be friends ’til the day that we die!
[jeremy, spoken]
how do you make a skeleton laugh?
[george, spoken]
oh, i know this
[jeremy, spoken]
you tickle his funny bone! heehee!
[george, spoken]
i was about to say that
[jeremy, spoken]
c’mon, do it! do it! touch it!
[george, spoken]
okay, alright
[jeremy, spoken]
oh, you are so shy
[george]
people think it makes no sense
but we know that it’s fine
when life gets tough, or too intense
i know he’s got my back!
[jeremy]
and he’s got mine!
[george, (jeremy, spoken)]
and even if there comes a time
when my buddy isn’t there (why would you say that?)
he’ll always be inside of me (*laughing*)
so i’ll never
[both]
despair!
my best friend’s a skeleton
he hugs me when i cry
my best friend’s a skeleton
we’ll be friends ’til the day we die!
my best friend’s a skeleton
he’s/i’m a really stand*up guy
my best friend’s a skeleton
and now you know the reasons why
we’ll be friends ’til the day that we die!
’til the day that we shrivel up and die!
[jeremy, spoken]
george, i love it that you have skin!
[george, spoken]
i love you, you old bag of bones!
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