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red, white & blues - joe troop lyrics

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[verse 1]
i first heard of davy crockett
on a j*panese tv
while sitting in my living room
with a bowl of mac and cheese
more b*tter, please!
his hat would sure look good on me

[verse 2]
top of the morning, operator
patch me through to uncle sam
i got laid off this christmas eve
and i overcooked the ham
he’ll understand
i need a helping hand

[chorus]
i got the red, white and blues
from my head down to my shoes

[verse 3]
lord, i wish i had a nickel
for every time my car broke down
it won’t pass the emissions test
tried bribing each shop in town
and now my lungs are brown
i need an ultrasound
[verse 4]
them yuppies sure love money
i bet they think they’ve come real far
me, i’m happy singing country songs
and pickin’ my guitar
down at the bar
sans caviar

[chorus]
i got the red, white and blues
from my head down to my shoes

[verse 5]
life
is an unfortunate disease
it rears you up on fairy tales
then it clubs you in the knees
roll up your sleeves
tinker bell ain’t what she seems

[verse 6]
death
the happy ending we await
you only have to smoke two packs a day
and drink your whisky straight
don’t hesitate
i heard the afterlife is great
[chorus]
i got the red, white and blues
from my head down to my shoes

- joe troop lyrics

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