braindead episode 1 recap song - jonathan coulton lyrics
[voiceover]
previously on braindead…
[jonathan coulton]
some kind of meteor came down, no one knows where it’s from
they shipped it off so they could study it in washington
guess what, it’s filled with sp*ce bugs
now they’re loose and eating people’s brains
poor laurel only wants to make her documentaries
she’s out of money, so she works for luke, her brother
he’s a democratic senator
she listens to constituents complain
gareth is working for red wheatus, who’s a senator
a southerner, republican, a drunk
the government is shutting down till they find a workaround
the deal they make looks like a slam dunk
but sp*ce bugs crawl into red’s brain and start controlling him
he steals a democrat and flips him to republican
the shutdown happens and now everybody’s mad again
laurel discovers scarlett’s sleeping with her brother and
it looks like scarlett probably has a sp*ce bug problem too
you know your day was lousy
when somebody’s head explodes on you
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