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eda the owl lady - joriah kwame lyrics

“a potential customer!”

[verse 1: eda (joriah kwame), luz (amanda angeles)]

step right up, dear
i’ve got a lot to see here
i’m not sure why you feel fear
i’m wearing lots of makeup
what’s your pleasure?
i’ll match it with my treasure
please, don’t feel any pressure
i only need to eat
human knick*knacks
like this cl!ck*clack
it makes a silly sound when i shake it like i’m crazy
or this caboodle
i think it’s used to doodle
already full of ink
i’ve found that humans are quite lazy

i have a confession
the boiling isles recession
put me in a depression
my purse is pretty light
but easier for lifting
i’ve gotten good at thrifting
my attitude is shifting
i appreciate the plight

this stunning moving sprocket
could fit in any pocket
the language i can’t clock it
i never have the time
don’t you think i’m charming?
do you find it alarming
how perfectly i rhyme?

who are you?
why i’m…

[chorus: eda, luz]

eda the owl lady
just as renowned as shady
a powerful witch, feared but respected
she is not rich, but she is connected
so buy from her store
i’ll show you some more

woah!

[verse 2: eda]

your do is frizzy
just gouge it with this gizzy
but gently, you’ll get dizzy
if you shake it like you’re crazy
or this!
it’s like a candle
no fire, but a handle
to ignite give it a dandle
those humans are so lazy

i’ll sell this one for 20
don’t worry i’ve got plenty
this thing is called a fenty
it’s great to use as paint
if you want to try it
a makeover, just buy it
a blemish* i’ll defy it
half off ’cause i’m a saint
[chorus: eda, luz]

i’m eda the owl lady
just as renowned as shady
what is your name?
i’m lu*
shh, i’m not finished
this key is too tame
i’m not yet diminished
my training’s to blame!

i’m eda the owl lady
and i’m…

[dialog outro: eda, ]

“uh, you’re gonna have to pay for that.”

- joriah kwame lyrics

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