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gotta get a new connect four - jug boy lyrics

[skit]
man, that was a close one
i love tic*tac*toe
ditto, man
hey, we should play something else
what are you thinking?
well, i see you got connect four on your shelf over there
you want to play connect four?
okay
hey, wait a second, man
there are no pieces in here
yeah, i ate them
what?
i ate them with my mouth

{verse 1]
i gotta get a new connect four
i ate too many of the little puck pieces
out of the box that the game came in
i blame the shape of them entirely delicious

[refrain]
you should know just what you’re doing
guys, the puck pieces are the very
perfect size for devouring and savoring
in my gums. just take a look at them and
you’ll think yum like
had the same problem with my checkers board
and every time that i go to the casino
can’t keep no coins on me or they’ll get ate
if mouths were bigger i would probably eat plates
[verse 2]
i gotta get a new connect four
it seems i’ve gone and screwed things up by
eating all the little discs
the most important part besides the board
playing without them is a headache
maybe let’s play risk

[refrain]
you got to know just what you’re doing now
making these game pieces look absolutely scrumptious
add jagged edges will make them look gross
that’s why i never ate monopoly’s pieces
i eat the coins up off of fountain floors
and wonder if i might absorb their wishes
i’d eat a wheel or a tire or more
as previously stated i’d eat dishes
had the same problem with my checkers board
and every time that i go to the casino
can’t keep no coins on me or they’ll get ate
if mouths were bigger i would probably eat plates

- jug boy lyrics

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