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dog man vs scooby doo - kaewoo lyrics

[verse 1: dog man (clever chaos)]
hands up! it’s dog man, here to shut this mutt down
just one more move, mystery meat, and i’ll spill your guts out
no time for scooby snacks, i’m the law in dog town
in the end, we all know which dog’s getting cut out
like flat petey, but i don’t need the witch doctor to see through
you’re nothing but the butler, so trash velma didn’t need you
so don’t bank on your simple plan, and unhand jack hunter
you’re not getting unleashed, the archies want their band back pr*nto
every time you’re with your owner, always smacking or you’re cuddling
and when you’re not, you’re thinking about sh*gging on your cousin
with your mating parts, then your mates part, like all your fans, you’ll lose еm
got you chasing hearts, not just clues, and half of them arе human
deserted from your own franchise, the dog’s left to drown
they abandoned your ass to make a character brown
went from solving mysteries with some kids in a van
to being taken from your series like some kids in a van

[verse 2: scooby doo (phillipsfire56)]
ruh roh! it’s frankenstein watered down for children
forbidden to k!ll them, now you’re just a f*cking hindrance
pilkey tried to make em tough, but they crumble in an instant
millions of comics sold, but not one real villain
maybe you should cuff up chief, tell him it’s enough
’cause like your baby’s bed, your story’s full of fluff
with villains like sippy cups, that cat can l!ck off scum
your town never had mysteries, sarah can’t recall none
this fraud’s a sham who acts on impulse, not instinct
not a good cop, a bad boy, somehow lamer than will smith
so tell me fleabag, how does it feel to be a fool
in the shadow of a princ*p*l stripping at school
[verse 3: dog man (clever chaos)]
you think you’re top dog? pal, you must’ve lost it
even without you, your shows have turned to dog sh*t
funny, you’re full of eating disorders to hash out
funny, you looking spotty as barbera’s cash cow
warner wasted 60 million on your trash new fl!ck
but they still couldn’t teach your old ass new tricks
now your whole show is littered with asterisks
watch your legacy crumble, and i’m the catalyst

[verse 4: scooby doo (phillipsfire56)]
no dark nights for bark knight, you don’t qualify for one
main character of your book, but your story’s declining, done
adding too much to the plot, now yolay’s spotlight’s overrun
your plot can nary grow* get dippy to call canine*one*one!
they didn’t like those comics that pilkey had once did
so he took captain underpants and filled it with dumb sh*t
swapped out the naked man for a dog with a badge
another fishy hybrid that got clogged in the trash
b*tch, you barking up the wrong tree, chasing dreams so high
better suited for the circus ’cause your schemes won’t fly
off the leash speeding nowhere, catch a dui
then back to jail with you, let sleeping dogs lie

- kaewoo lyrics

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