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how do i unshit my pants? (how do i craft this again sus remix) - keepitez_ lyrics

[verse 1]
i get online, browsing p*rnsites with lube
it’s been a while, i see oiled up black dudes
i break a smile, feeling itching from my behind
i think it’s about time
to start scratching my ass
but as i begin to scratch
i started feeling pleasure so fast (fast)

[chorus]
i stuck my finger in my bootyhole
it feels so good, i’m boutta *rg*sm
but as my finger slides out my b*tt
my colon lets go, stinkin’, “how do i unsh*t my pants?”

[post*chorus]
(oh*oh*oh*oh) how do i unsh*t my pants?
(oh*oh*oh*oh) how do i unsh*t my pants?
(oh*oh*oh*oh) i wanna know
how do i unsh*t my pants?

[verse 2]
my excrement just packs my pants full
brown, creamy paste on my taint and assh0l*
i’m sweating hard and this caca smells so ripe
i need a clorox wipe
take my hand outta my pants real slow
p**p dribbles off, lands on my erection
gave it a whiff, it pierces my nose (kinda like it though..)
[chorus]
my feces adhere my pants to my choad
i accidentally got some on my phone
so i am posting it on each forum
i wanna know, stinkin’, “how do i unsh*t my pants?”

[post*chorus]
(oh*oh*oh*oh) how do i unsh*t my pants?
(oh*oh*oh*oh) how do i unsh*t my pants?
(oh*oh*oh*oh) i’m all alone
how do i unsh*t my pants?

[bridge]
inspect my hole, see the corn i ate last night
kind of a beautiful sight… and it’s enough to take a bite
of course! it’s the solution to my plight
p**p filled my pants, and now my appetite
i’ll spread the word to gay dudes far and wide
i have just unsh*t my pants!
(i know, i know) (*nuts*) i just unsh*t my pants!
(i know, i know) my b*tthole is chapped and raw!
(i know, i know) girl, i just unsh*t my pants!
(pu)

[chorus]
swipe the p**p moustache from my puckered assh0l* (smelly)
gobble it up before you even know (sounds like dinner’s ready)
it’s worth the pinkeye, cuz i blew my load (stinky!)
my breath is stinky and i like it! i have just unsh*t my pants
[outro]
(with ecoli) i have just unsh*t my pants
(and salmonella) i have just unsh*t my pants
(oh yeah…)

- keepitez_ lyrics

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