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kevin (almost) becomes a dork - kevin and the bikes lyrics

my bike got destroyed today
now i’m real mad
cause i can’t afford a new one
so i guess imma have to do some scams

yeah, ed edd n eddy is gonna have some compet-tion around the cul-de-sac right now
cause i’m gonna scam everybody and get myself a new bike
you guys are dorks, yeah

alright, uh, i gotta think of a new scam
like uh… (you should k!ll, like, everyone in the cul-de-sac)
i don’t know, i could uh… (i’m not kidding, like, you- you should do that, it’s a good idea)
i could… i don’t know what i could do (it’s totally a good investment, kevin, you’re slowly becoming a dork)
i’ll figure that out before 4 o’ clock (uh, you’re going into dork psychosis kevin, it’s a medical term, it’s what it’s called… uh… [undecipherable])

i still don’t know how i could scam the neighborhood
but i’ll figure it out eventually (kevin, kevin, you’re becoming a dork, how can you- stop!)
and it’s gonna suck when i do
but it’ll be good cause i’ll make money

wait, what am i thinking?
if i scam, then i’ll become a dork
and i can’t do that
i mean like.. i think i’ll just lose my dignity, honestly

so kevin decided to not scam the entire neighborhood because that’s like… something that a f-ckin’ dork would do, you know, am i right? ha ha!
and that concludes this epic story

- kevin and the bikes lyrics

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