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the ballad - kitty carnage lyrics

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[intro]
well, there once was an assh0l* named ritter
who f*cked b*tches and drank whiskey bitter
he k!lled folks for cash and made them scream and slash
till they lay dead, no longer a litter

but then he met keith, the catboy so fine
with his cute little ears and his furry behind

[chorus]
ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me, keith! * he’d cry
oh so blind
i’ll stalk you forever, till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subsidе!

[verse 1]
keith was a d*ck, cold and aloof
kept ritter at bay likе a b*tch in a huff
but ritter persisted, a stalker so true
creeping on keith like a perv in a stew

[chorus]
ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me, keith! * he’d cry
oh, so blind
i’ll stalk you forever, till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subside!
[verse 2]
oh, keith, my sweet nerdy boy
your indifference drives me wild, oh joy
i’ll stalk you forever till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subside

so here’s to ritter, the crazy*ass dude
whose love for keith knows no bounds, no attitude
may his stalking continue, night after night
’till keith surrenders and f*cks him real tight!

[chorus]
ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me, keith! * he’d cry
oh, so blind
i’ll stalk you forever, till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subside!

[chorus]
ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me, keith! * he’d cry
oh, so blind
i’ll stalk you forever, till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subside!

ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me!
[bridge]
in the end, did ritter win his heart?
did they live happily ever after
like a fairy tale start?

nope! f*ck that noise!
keith still hates his guts!
but ritter don’t give a f*ck, he’s still got his nuts!

[verse 3]
so raise your glass high and give a cheer
for the ballad of the assh0l* and the catboy dear
it’s a tale as old as time itself
of obsession, murder, and loves cruel knell!
but ritter don’t give a f*ck!

[chorus]
ritter fell hard, lost his d*mn mind
f*ck me, keith! * he’d cry
oh, so blind
i’ll stalk you forever, till the day i die
my obsession with you will never subside!

- kitty carnage lyrics

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