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granny's handbag - koit lyrics

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[verse 1]

this is gran
she looks like a man
in drag
what’s in her bag?

there’s a felt pen, some nice lipstick
a chocolate bar and a red house brick
penguin, a pair of shoes
jewel*encrusted elephant poo
blue comb, a boy named tom
ten*ton nuclear bomb
sniper rifle, telephone
big black cat and a traffic cone

[chorus]

in granny’s handbag
in granny’s handbag

[verse 2]

that’s right; you’ve guessed
the biddy is dressed
in rags
what’s in her bag?
there’s a beer can, a polaroid
tube of cream for your haemorrhoids
rеd guitar, the number ten
t*bonе steak and a dog named ben
pink slippers, slimy fish
a big and grey satellite dish
baby spoon, electric fan
a turban and an indian man

[chorus]

in granny’s handbag
in granny’s handbag

[verse 3]

there’s a lizard egg about to hatch
pirate wearing an eyepatch
bowling ball, a song from kiss
a vile of tropical cat p*ss
mary poppins photograph
a big joke book that’ll make you laugh
laptop, an apple pie
squirrel t*rd and a swarm of flies
motorbike, a piece of cheese
copper tubing, bag of peas
ornamental chinese fan
roll of tape and another gran
[chorus]

in granny’s handbag
in granny’s handbag

- koit lyrics

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