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hunting goblins with a crossbow - konstantinos kourentzes lyrics

i woke up in a snowbank with my underpants in hand
big*ass bump on my big*ass head and no idea how this began
and then it all came back to me
when i smelled that ghastly stank
that’s when i realized goblins drank the brown liquor in my stash
now i gotta find a map
i gotta find my other sock
and i gotta k!ll some goblins with a crossbow
my hands are already bl**dy
might as well
i never much liked the little b*st*rds
and they don’t really have a purpose
they’re just little sh*ts who drink my whiskey
and i guess the rhyme says it’s them or us
then i found a map and found my socks and found a club to bash their heads
and finally
found my crossbow

so tonight i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow
they’ll nevеr see me coming ’cause i walk slow
tonight i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow
to shoot ’em in thе head
the green little b*st*rds
won’t know what hit ’em ’til it’s too late
i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow
they told me if you wear your shoes
then they can’t find you
but i don’t think those goblins are that picky ’bout who they break in two
plus my boots are pretty old
the soles are worn through
i doubt they’re any kind of match for goblin kung fu
but that’s okay ’cause i got my club
and it’s okay ’cause i got my crossbow

so tonight i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow
they’ll never see me coming ’cause i walk slow
tonight i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow
to shoot ’em in the head
the green little b*st*rds
won’t know what hit ’em ’til it’s too late
i’m hunting goblins with a crossbow

- konstantinos kourentzes lyrics

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