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water in my ale - konstantinos kourentzes lyrics

i was sittin’ in a tavern
drankin’ ale by the pints
and this ol’ hag approached me
she was wantin’ to fight
and she said
“what would ya do if i spilled your ale?”
and i said
“well
woman
let me tell ya a tale
when i was just a lad
i watched my family die
and i slayed the demon that did it right in front of my eyes
and then i k!lled his family and i sent ’em to h*ll
and now they all burn and writhe and i am the devil”
well
the old hag took a step back
and she just said
“oh
my god
man
i’m so sorry”
i said
“oh
no
don’t be sorry”
she said
“i’ll be back”
but i guess she didn’t get the mеssage
’cause when i wеnt back up to the bar

someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale

so i took a look around
i was tryin’ to see
and i said
“who put water in my ale?
was it you or was it she?”
and i looked to my right
and there was a girl who looked just like that hag
and i said
“was it you? was it you?”
she said
“no
but i’m her sister
and she said that you got a big
fat c*ck”
i said
“hold on
wait a minute
i don’t need to hear that right now”
and she said
“well
fine
you wanna talk about your sword?”
and i said
“no
wait a minute
stop
it’s not what you think it is
i’m not tryin’ to be obscene
i’m tryin’ to tell a tale here”
she said
“well
you do have a nice tale”
and i said
“alright
i’m done
i need to leave
i need to leave
i’m done”
and so i left and i went up to the bar
and i was thinkin’
“oh
i’ll get a refund”

but someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale
someone put water in my ale

- konstantinos kourentzes lyrics

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